Brain Balls

Apr 09 2024

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Well, it finally happened. We couldn't resist the clamour for us to make this into a podcast any longer.
Brain Balls is a collection of weird and wonderful stories created out of the random requests of our listeners.
It's all completely improvised so rest assured we're hanging on by our fingertips most of the time, but with the help of the extraordinary Captain Benjo Tinker Taylor, and more importantly Dr Alcohol, we find our way in the end. Ish.

If you want to contact us please leave any messages, requests or abuse at [email protected]

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Owl unlikely

Apr 09 2024 49 mins

Well here it is, the season finale!If you made it this far congratulations you win a special prize.We won't tell you what that prize is, but at some point in your future something will happen and if it's good then that might have been us sorting it out for you.You're very welcome Brain Baller!Thank you for gritting your ears and getting through this everyone!Take care of yourselves

Putting the Beans out

Mar 07 2024 54 mins

Well, I'm not quite sure how we've all made it to a ninth episode of this nonsense but you're just as much to blame as we are! :DIn this episode -1) Austen tells us about the time he had a cook book published2) Ben tells us about the time he accidentally won a race.It's a bit mental this episode.So strap yourselves in and enjoy! :DAs ever if you want to contact us or send requests

Wing Waking

Feb 29 2024 69 mins

Well now aren't you just the *luckiest* person in the whole wide world right now!For a limited time only we're giving you 50% extra on the pod, that's right on this episode you get 3 stories for the usual price of 2!I mean Ben's audio is terrible and the stories are at about the level of quality you've come to expect from us by now, but still, we'll all be dead soon so let's just g

Curling one ooot

Feb 22 2024 50 mins

Big news for the pod this week! Well, not for the pod exactly. To be honest it doesn't really effect the pod in any way really.Maybe it'll change the way you see one of us going forward though.Nope.Hear. Maybe it'll change the way you hear one of us going forw.........You know what I'll start again.Heyyyyy there you are welcome back to the pod for your weekly dose of nonsense!Hope

Mo Monkey Mo Problems

Feb 15 2024 87 mins

There are now THREE certainties in life.Death, taxes, and Ben probably shouldn't drink vodka while recording a podcast! :DOn today's Vodcast.1) Austen tells us about the time his life was saved by a crumpet2) Ben tries to tell us about the time he stole something from a monkeyAs ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories please e-mail or send voice notes to

The Lambshank Redemption

Feb 08 2024 67 mins

Well we're all here again I see.How's your week been? Did that thing at work sort itself out? And the kids, they're doing ok? Ah that's good.Ok ok fine I'll get down to the details of this weeks pod. Actually we had some lovely voice messages this week thank you very much Barry and Jonas.I'm sure you'll be more than satisfied with our attempts! ;D1) Ben tells us about the time he p

Arse and you shall receive.

Feb 01 2024 60 mins

Oh hello hello there. Hope you're keeping well!On today's episode we have a special guest to, at the very least, dilute mine and Ben's voices!1) Ben tells us about the time he appeared on a Billboard in Asia.2) Lawrence tells us about why he's known as 'The Crabmeat King' in Brighton.3) Austen explains the inventions he currently has patents (Pendants! :D) pending for.Enjoy! :DAs e

This little piggy went to market, This little piggy wrestled at home.

Jan 25 2024 58 mins

Coming up in this episode....1) Ben tells us about the time he wrote a book about a pig.2) Austen explains why he got 400 cushions embroidered with his face on them.What other podcast can say THAT! :DAs ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories please e-mail or send voice notes to [email protected].

Lizard lover or just Bee friends?

Jan 19 2024 66 mins

So you've come back for more have you?!It's ok it can be our little secret.Right, in this episode.....1) Ben regales us about the time he woke up next to a 12ft Sculpture of a lizard.2) Austen tells us about the time he tamed a bee.There's a chance one of us had had one too many beers by the end of this one.....As ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories p

What came first, the Chicken or the Leech?

Jan 12 2024 55 mins

A very warm welcome to the inaugural episode of this nonsense - In this episode.....1) Ben tells us about the time he tested make-up on a chicken2) Austen tells us about the time he spent 24 hours in Police custody in nothing but an adult nappy.As ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories please e-mail or send voice notes to [email protected].