Can You Don't?

Apr 16 2025 149 ep. 83 mins 849

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Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.

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Can You Don't? | Fitted Sheet. Powerful. Wifi. Morally Gray.

Apr 16 2025 103 mins

A lot of our lives depend on having an internet connection, but have you ever tried to kill your mom because the Wifi got turned off? Let's talk about that, sharing dick tattoos with your coworkers, how does laundry detergent continue to get more powerful, having to address shady conversations you hear in public, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! And a message from

Can You Don't? | Flaming Ship. Viagra. Sneeze. Truck Nuts.

Apr 09 2025 90 mins

Everyone likes to have their ear nibbled on a little bit during sexy time. It feels pretty dang nice. But what if we added a harmonica to the mix? Let's talk about that, a prankster that doesn't quite understand the limits of a prank, running against your sibling in a political race, trying to talk a stranger into letting their child tickle your feet, and more on today's episode of

Can You Don't? | Terminated. Water Fountain. Next. Hairy Shoes.

Apr 02 2025 83 mins

If you had magic semen that could cure any disease in the world... would you walk around children's hospitals and be a hero, or would you avoid them because... you know... that could get very awkward? Let's talk about that, Bryan getting flipped off everywhere he goes, what some evil piece of shit did in an Orlando airport, why can't anyone figure out to effectively talk about thei

Can You Don't? | Seat Settings. Rope Swing. Toes. Shingles.

Mar 26 2025 83 mins

If you had to take a blind guess, how much do you think someone could sell a couple severed, dog-vomit covered human toes for on the black market? Never thought that would be a question we would ask ahead of today's episode. Let's talk about that, what Joe is really thinking about when riding in the car, probably the most messed up use for AI thus far, what's ok to adjust when borr

Can You Don't? | Oysters. High Knees. Bland. Goblin Crawl.

Mar 19 2025 81 mins

When you think of having the ideal birthday, I bet you picture that day involving cleaning up someone else's poop all day long, right? Perfect. Let's talk about that, hiding milk in your school's ceiling tiles, dirty talking during sex about mashed potatoes, where the f***k did the Moses Lake fountain go, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of T

Can You Don't? | Meatus Hole. Giant Cube. Cotton. Emergency Donuts.

Mar 12 2025 79 mins

Bryan pissed the bed. Let's talk about that, trying to reason with criminals over splitting lottery winnings because they stole your credit card to buy said winning lottery ticket, an insane giant mega-cube that houses over 400,000 people, how Bryan actually pissed the bed, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the ext

Can You Don't? | Noodle Bounty. Phobias. Thirteen. Sex Spells.

Mar 05 2025 105 mins

Did you know that for just a few hundred dollars, you can have a stranger on Etsy do a magic spell that will make your penis bigger or have the person of your choosing act like a sissy little cum slut? Let's talk about that, going to jail for your birthday, all the different phobias that people have, the best baby name to ever exist, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

Can You Don't? | 5 Yards. Garage. Star. HJ Potato.

Feb 26 2025 85 mins

We're not sure who needs to hear this but... if you're looking to blast a bunch of meth over a wall and into a prison, using a high-powered, air cannon isn't going to be the quietest option available. Let's talk about that, an elderly neighbor planning on throwing a Goddamn rager, how much is light is too much light in your garage, discovering that mummy bodies actually smell "pret

Can You Don't? | Double Yellow. Fleece Blanket. Sticker. Crematorium.

Feb 19 2025 89 mins

Picture yourself out on a nice date at a local watering hole with that special someone. However, this particular bar is located on death row so everyone has to overlook the executions. Yikes. Let's talk about that, a couple's dispute about aggressive road rage, a completely tone-deaf commercial about helping homeless children, an insurance company getting double screwed by screwing

Can You Don't? | Timeshare. Jump Rope. Neighborly. Claire's.

Feb 12 2025 94 mins

Well everyone... Bryan's vacation to Mexico ended in a way that we've all feared could happen to us. Let's talk about that, someone's dong getting stuck to the sidewalk during a bar fight, Joe getting yelled at by his neighbor, saving some lives because you happen to be a professional jump roper, living in the middle of a freeway because you got a little too stubborn, and more on t