Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar

Jun 10 2024 3
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Join the bar patrons Phil, Orlando, and Drew as they discuss life, philosophy, and the absurd. Focusing on a specific topic, they go wherever the conversation takes them, no matter how irreverent, or obtuse it may be.

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Reach across the generations as easily as you reach across the bar for a pint.

Jun 10 2024 98 mins  
The patrons chat with a guest about generational interactions within, and across other generations. No matter the vintage of spirit, set a spell as we talk. Feel free to leave an email with subject questions: Send a voice message to my podcast, Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/CMHTB/message

You cannot scare me, I know how strong that shot of Tequila is!

May 18 2024 49 mins  
The patrons discuss the needless fear instilled by media and the Internet. Fear not, as long as you have your beverage of choice, you are in calm waters here. Voicemail link Send a voice message to my podcast, Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/CMHTB/message

May your generosity fill every mug, but you never have need for such fortune's return

Mar 03 2023 82 mins  
The Patrons talk about the death of selflessness, and the Self. Bring a bottle or two of port to share, and settle in.

No matter how hard the liquor, the chaser is there to dull the sting, if need be.

Jul 01 2022 106 mins  
Welcome back! The patrons talk of a heavier topic: abortion. No music on this episode, because of the gravity of the subject matter. May your mind be open, and your glass topped off.

Everything in moderation is the motto of the house. Lest you get tossed out for a gin soaked insult

Jan 03 2022 68 mins  
The patrons talk of moderation in personal experiences, and ideological zeal. Temper your shot with a good chaser, and kick up your boots for the discussion.

The only villains at our bar, are those that skip out on the tab.

Oct 30 2021 56 mins  
In this Halloween episode, the Patrons talk about the exploration of villainy in narrative and media. Grab a handful of candy, and some hot spiked cider next to the fire.

We raise a glass to those who have passed. May their afterlife be soaked in divine tankards of ale

Oct 20 2021 85 mins  
The Patrons question on what to do with the body: a discussion on the sanctity of death, and the discard of the mortal shell. Pour some whiskey out to those who are no longer with us, and give a listen. Voicemail line is at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

At the pub, your rights end where the bottle you throw lands

Sep 26 2021 60 mins  
The patrons pontificate on the resilience of rights and freedoms. Grab a snifter of Bourbon, and meditate barside. You can drop us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

Never let your drink preferences get too narrow, lest you fall into an alcoholic rut

Sep 04 2021 58 mins  
The patrons talk about confirmation biases, and their roots. Expand your drink tastes, and set a spell. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message

Never take more liquor from Phobos, than you can handle, lest you become drunk with fear

Aug 21 2021 54 mins  
The patrons discuss fear, and it's potential for abuse and numb tolerance. Have a shot of tequila on hand, and a chaser if need be. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message