Cobra Kai Never Dies

Feb 23 2025 64 ep. 47 mins 60

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A podcast about Cobra Kai and a chance to process all your complicated feelings about the 1984 under 18 All-Valley Karate Championship. Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.

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6.09 Blood in Blood Out

Feb 23 2025 29 mins

Silver is back and ready to drain the last of his offshore accounts for his dojo dreams! And we approve. It's time to get out of the hot tub and head to our four-hand massage appointment! JOIN US.

6.08 Snakes on a Plane

Feb 17 2025 25 mins

We have CHOZEN our adventure this episode...and it's tailing a bunch of wayward teens through Barcelona while Silver is reunited with his one true love (Kreese)! Oh and Iron Braid gets some...yay?

6.07 Dog in the Fight

Feb 02 2025 36 mins

Who let the dogs out? Daniel, of course! RIP to the guys that died at Daniel's hand this episode. Will he ever be prosecuted for his crimes?!

6.6 Benvinguts a Barcelona

Jan 25 2025 31 mins

We return from our hiatus to find Mom (Daniel) and Dad (Johnny) fighting at the big tournament, Tory going her own way, and Miyagi Do teens fucking FALLING APART. Join us!

6.5 Best of the Best

Nov 24 2024 42 mins

Tory finally breaks bad and is back to fight on Team Kreese (with us! Or maybe, just one of us). Also along for the Barcelona Sekai Taikai ride: Aggro Miguel, Dejected Robby, Pissy Dmitri, and Sam, who's just here on a technicality. ¡Ole!

6.04 Underdogs

Oct 20 2024 55 mins

Sensei Barnes reports for duty...and this time he's NOT dangling teens and rare bonsais off a cliff. What happened to you, man?

6.03 Sleeper

Oct 13 2024 31 mins

Daniel's world is shattered when he discovers Miyagi's dusty box of salacious secrets. We're with you man - how dare this long dead old man have a life separate from his worst karate student?! JOIN US.

6.02 The Prize

Sep 21 2024 45 mins

Sure, there's a prize in this episode - getting to watch Kreese knife an albino cobra in a cave! But the REAL prize was meeting the jocks that hazed us (and Kyler) along the way.

6.01 Peacetime in the Valley

Sep 08 2024 37 mins

After many months away, we rejoin our haggard teens as they drag an unwilling Kenny back into the karate fold, Daniel pretends Miyagi-do is still a thing, and Chozen (cue the orchestra) tells us he's never leaving us/Casa LaRusso!

The Next Karate Kid

Dec 15 2023 74 mins

Travel back in time with us to the suburbs of Boston to witness Hilary's Swank's angsty misspent youth and Miyagi's last stand against a high school paramilitary group! You may not get Kreese or a plot, but you do get an aging paramilitary group and falcon shenanigans!