Cobra Kai Never Dies

Oct 20 2024 59 ep. 49 mins 57

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A podcast about Cobra Kai and a chance to process all your complicated feelings about the 1984 under 18 All-Valley Karate Championship. Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.

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6.04 Underdogs

Oct 20 2024 55 mins

Sensei Barnes reports for duty...and this time he's NOT dangling teens and rare bonsais off a cliff. What happened to you, man?

6.03 Sleeper

Oct 13 2024 31 mins

Daniel's world is shattered when he discovers Miyagi's dusty box of salacious secrets. We're with you man - how dare this long dead old man have a life separate from his worst karate student?! JOIN US.

6.02 The Prize

Sep 21 2024 45 mins

Sure, there's a prize in this episode - getting to watch Kreese knife an albino cobra in a cave! But the REAL prize was meeting the jocks that hazed us (and Kyler) along the way.

6.01 Peacetime in the Valley

Sep 08 2024 37 mins

After many months away, we rejoin our haggard teens as they drag an unwilling Kenny back into the karate fold, Daniel pretends Miyagi-do is still a thing, and Chozen (cue the orchestra) tells us he's never leaving us/Casa LaRusso!

The Next Karate Kid

Dec 15 2023 74 mins

Travel back in time with us to the suburbs of Boston to witness Hilary's Swank's angsty misspent youth and Miyagi's last stand against a high school paramilitary group! You may not get Kreese or a plot, but you do get an aging paramilitary group and falcon shenanigans!

5.10 Head of the Snake

Mar 11 2023 73 mins

There comes a time when we must face our greatest foes and do battle....against false imprisonment, dojos with way too many students, and yes, even slow buffering surveillance footage. It's the season finale, and we're doing it OUR WAY.

5.9 Survivors

Feb 25 2023 56 mins

Get into our limo for a wild night of Dungeons 'n' Dojos with a side of historical revisionism from resident grifter Chozen! Wherever you are Kumiko, RUN.

5.8 Taikai

Feb 19 2023 54 mins

Another day, another karate tournament we're just now learning about, and there's no way Miyagi-Do is going to be left out even if they do no karate! Not on our watch. And definitely not on sketchy Gunther's watch!

5.7 Bad Eggs

Feb 12 2023 50 mins

This week: we go back into Terry Silver's mysterious back office to examine our souls/teen karate drama, Chozen spends money he doesn't have ($3.99) on a training exercise, and Prison Kreese tries to cut an honest deal with huckster Daniel LaRusso.

5.6 Ouroboros

Feb 05 2023 47 mins

Miyagi-Do's child army reforms under Daniel to fight Terry Silver's hot new cabal of international ringers. Prison Kreese shanks his way towards some beautiful inner truths and we're all ready to give up our jello cups! JOIN US.