Comic Book Guy Reads Elon's Tweets

You know Elon. He’s such a non-controversial and peaceable fellow.Bonus videoSeeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point, and state that 99 cents is the rental price. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jeffalbertson.substack.com

Lots of things are breaking over on X, the site formerly known as Twitter.To cover it, we bring in Kent Brockman.Sources: 1, 2, 3Set sarcasm detectors to stun and provide yourself with adequate sustenance. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jeffalbertson.substack.com

Inside the mind of Dr. Evil — or perhaps a 12-year-old.In the interests of accuracy.Source: 1, 2Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point, and state that 99 cents is the rental price. But subscribing is free. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jeffalbert

This latest plan to lure subscribers and/or stop scam artists is a riot!So fun, in fact, that we invited other Simpsons characters to join us.Source: https://twitter.com/Support/status/1714429406192582896 Bonus Video:The world has already taken note of our accomplishments, Springfield has already moved up to 299 on the list of America's 300 most liveable cities. This is a public ep

Best. Admiral. Ever. — made the best propaganda. And it wasn’t even on X.A special guest voice joins us.Source 1, 2 We are racing for Champion of the Universe.Bonus: Video version of the episode This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jeffalbertson.substack.com

The humor of a 12-year-old from the world’s richest man.Source I can give you this telephone, it is shaped like Mary Worth. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jeffalbertson.substack.com

How does Elon measure up? Source If you subscribe, I can give you this telephone, it is shaped like Mary Worth. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jeffalbertson.substack.com

Elon has very strong dislikes and he makes them known. Source You may think this is worth a million bucks, but I will let you have it for free because you remind me of me. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jeffalbertson.substack.com

For Elon, the only good journalism is unchecked real-time citizen journalism. Sources: 1, 2Tell you what. I'll show you something very special if you promise to put your grubby little hands behind your back and keep them there. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jeffalbertson.substack.com

The lengths the great Elon Musk has to go to in order to prove his authenticity. SourceSet sarcasm detectors to stun and provide yourself with adequate sustenance. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jeffalbertson.substack.com