Corporations Are People Too

Dec 18 2023 91 ep. 26 mins 86
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Improvised satire pod. Dean Ardenfell (Nathan Hartswick) is a fanboy of the definitely-not-evil corporation "Hogswood-Cooper Media." All he wants in life is to interview every last employee.

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POWERFUL BOSOMS w/Madelein Smith & Danny Spencer

Dec 18 2023 34 mins  
In this episode, Danielle Shunk, partner at the law firm “Germain, Tinsley & Shunk,” discusses what it’s like to be a high-powered attorney representing those the left would like to cancel. Her secret? A little cocktail of the right meds and a mellifluous tune. Plus, Leo Grantz, Head of Dream Innovation at the tech firm “Stonkle,” gets us amped up on change — without

A GIFT FOR THE MOST GIFTED w/Kate Willett & Samantha Ruddy

Dec 04 2023 31 mins  
In this episode, Dana Van Frenkle, Editor-in-Chief of the “Feather & Soil” luxury gift guide for elite shoppers, talks about what those who have literally everything are buying this holiday season. Plus, Lucy Beth Tuddswell, VP of Acquisitions for “TightGrip Holdings, LLC” tells us why landlords have it so hard, and what makes them a marginalized community. CLICK HERE t

NETI HEAD w/Ray Harrington & Brit Flynn

Nov 20 2023 31 mins  
In this episode, “Above it All” Senior Pilot Pete Wiffspoon talks transporting famous people and illicit animals all over the globe, as well as his neti addiction and unlicensed hair cutting business. Plus, Susan Runts, the Corporate Entertainment Facilitator from “FunLoad, Ltd.” tells us how she creates specialized activities at corporate retreats designed to cull the wea

DADDIES CAN BE STERN w/Kevin McDonald & Maggie Phelan

Sep 11 2023 23 mins  
In this episode, “HailHydro” CEO Stu Miffkin talks about owning the number one fracking company, the unexpected place of his birth, and the vicious rumors that help strike the fear of God into his employees. Plus, Queenie Tugsworth tells us about about her mission as a Facilitator for “Dash Mob, LLC” to bring back flash mobs for the sole purpose of getting celebrities “

DON'T TAKE THESE OLD MEN HOME w/Noel Porter & Björk Guðmundsdóttir

Sep 04 2023 26 mins  
In this episode, “WheeFly” Head of Monetization Earl Faintway talks about how he squeezes every last dollar from airline customers to make the shareholders of his inexpensive airline happy. Plus, hair and makeup artist Kendra Blingberg shares the secrets of how she helps elderly white male TV personalities go from “gross” to “gorgeous” in order to appear on Hogswood C

BIG ARMS, LITTLE LEGS w/Stella Pappas & Brian DeLaBruere

Aug 28 2023 31 mins  
In this episode, “Exodus Park” Technical Director Lonnie Larue talks about what it takes to create a realistic, blood-filled religious attraction (hint: it’s mostly magnets). And paparazzo Shed Wimsley of “Underbelly 2.0” discusses how exciting his job is now that drone technology gives him unfettered access to celebrities — plus, he gives us the gossip on which ones

BLOOD SWAP w/Gareth Reynolds & Luke H. Simmons

Aug 21 2023 35 mins  
In this episode, Grimm Woods, star of the major motion picture “Think of the Children” (DreamSearch Pictures) talks about what it’s like to play Bill Tallard, the real-life hero who has personally saved thousands of trafficked children from the shadowy cabal of Democrats who seek to drain their blood. Plus, Pat Pudsworth, inventor of the self-sufficient coffee system known a

RODS FROM GOD w/Jonny Nelson & Tim Bridge

Jun 26 2023 30 mins  
In this episode, Jared Thunk, CEO of “MoonPit, Ltd.,” talks his plan to mine precious metals from the moon (and tells us about the interdimensional friends he has made along the way). Plus, Eddie Swillbone, Head Chef at the award-winning restaurant, “JILT,” explains why he does not suffer fools, his take on deconstructed cuisine, and what “JILT” stands for. ABOUT T

CRAISINS & COCAINE w/Liam Welsh & Jason Gonzalez

Jun 19 2023 23 mins  
In this episode, Nordstrom Pinkett, finance head of private hospital “Generational Health,” talks about convincing poor sick and injured people to sign up for a high-interest credit card. He also vehemently denies pushing an old lady down the stairs. Plus, ghost writer Devon Peffson of “Write Wing Publishing” discusses his approach to authoring conservative celebrity memo

STRAP IT ON, TURN THE KNOB w/Katie Dowling & Justice Gilbert

Jun 12 2023 25 mins  
In this episode, "Yolanda’s Basement" Lead Fashion Designer Jenny Dent talks about her innovative and chic “cigarette pant” and regales us with tales of skeet shooting with Billy Joel. Plus, Lynn Pinsgard, personal golf ball diver for CFO John Pimfred, Jr. talks about growing up in the woods, learning what a pond is, and singing to corvids. ABOUT THE PERFORMERS Katie Do