Cringevangelical

Jul 17 2024 37 ep. 45 mins 3
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Cringevangelical is a podcast where I, a former fundamentalist Christian, and my other ex-fundie friends discuss our cringiest, silliest, and most jaw-dropping stories about growing up Evagnelical Fundamentalist Christian. The podcast is a space for others to listen to as they journey on through deconstruction and find solace, community, and humor in the shared experiences and stories about growing up fundie and navigating the world post-fundamentalism. If no one else in your life gets your weird story about why you couldn't watch Pokemon or the era your parents would only let you read Amish romance novels, I do, and I would love to giggle with you about it.
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God Declassified: School Survival Guide

Jul 17 2024 50 mins  
A follow up to last week's episode where we get into the nitty gritty of what really went wrong at CSU. Also, can I say King Gizzard and the Wizard Lizard five times fast? Did this college for reals have a 10:30pm curfew? How bad can life get for women? Do you really need a degree to teach college courses or can prayer help you fake it? This and more in a rather scathing episode of

Death of a College (not by Arthur Miller)

Jul 12 2024 88 mins  
My greatest enemy has fallen. That's it. What a way to to start off the second season am I right?TW/CW:-Mentions of CSA-Mentions of SA-Mentions of homophobia-Abuse of power-Misogyny -Religious Abuse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What Woman Want (Probably Not This)

May 16 2024 47 mins  
It's the big finale for Jimmy and his marriage course from Hell! Get ready for USDA certified bullshit as we discuss how to affair proof your marriage. Jimmy brings the tough love by telling us we don't deserve happiness but we do deserve a fire D, as long as that D is honored properly prior and also we pray over said D before we use it. Also a little post script on Sailor Moon and

Their Eyes Were Watching God and God's Eyes Were Watching You Miss the Clit Again

Apr 11 2024 62 mins  
Did you know that your sex is monitored by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? Well, according to Jim Jam Jimboree and his wife Karen, Jesus is in the room while you bone, and he likes it! Also, how is Sailor Moon radicalizing Islam? Will God be mad if my wife doesn't cum? Do men do emotions? How about oral? Can cleaning the house take me straight to pound town? These questions no on

My Coming Out Story

Mar 22 2024 57 mins  
This is exactly what you think it is, my coming out story! Just one hour of me yapping about how I figured out I was queer af. This content will include spoilers for the Magnus Archives, me thinking A03 was just a fanpage for the Magnus Archives, the confusion I felt when I went on A03 and it was not just fanfiction about the Magnus Archives, valuable lore surrounding my Monster Pi

Lars and the Real Girl (Unrated Version)

Mar 14 2024 55 mins  
I start my indestructible marriages course and it is so boring I get sidetracked and find "The Gathering" a British men's retreat like no other! Get ready for weird marriage tips interspersed with testosterone laced fun in this multinational episode of Cringevangelical!TW/CW:-Colonialism -Homophobia-Transphobia -Mentions of divorce -Mentions of sexual intimacy -Discussions of verba

Eh, Mate, Great Day to Be Transphobic, Innit?

Mar 06 2024 45 mins  
Oh, you thought we were done being problematic in a British accent? Well, you are wrong because British evangelicals are JUST as political as American evangelicals all in the name of *drum roll* BEING TRANSPHOBIC! That's right, get your paper and pens out, it's time for random British men to teach us how to writer homophobic letters to parliament and for some reason go absolutely b

Good Day To Give Your Life to Christ, innit?

Mar 01 2024 68 mins  
On today's godly episode, we travel across the pond to see what is the state of affairs for British evangelicals. Listen as I, your fearless (and American, please be gentle, I am American) host as I dive into the misconceptions us ex-fundie kids have about the UK and the continent of Europe in general. This episode includes: me just saying "England" when I mean the UK and then catc

Bible Thumping While Dry Humping

Feb 15 2024 38 mins  
Guys, the Christian marriage app has anatomy graphics for people who are married and have had *the sex*. I am talking basic graphs we got in health class. It's just that like it's news for PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD SEX! That's it. That's the episode. Just forty minutes of me coping with this knowledge. TW/CW:-mentions of pornography-purity culture-descriptions of sexual activity-mentions

Biblical Blowjobs and Christlike Cunnilingus

Feb 13 2024 71 mins  
Wow wow wow, where to begin? Folks, we have a Christian marriage sex app that is breaking down how oral sex is okay now! Thanks Bethany Beal for making sure I know all about it! I give the history of old Bortles Beal and her reign of sexual....whatever is going on. Also, what if we renamed sex positions so they were more godly? Sex toys in the Christian tradition exist but masturba