Critically Stupid

Jun 06 2024 72 ep. 104 mins 25

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Welcome to Critically Stupid, a dungeons and dragons real-play podcast created for idiots, by idiots. Join us every Thursday for some laughs, some storytelling and some of the most groan-worthy puns you've ever heard in your life. Now with extra vampires, werewolves, and wish.com Van Helsings!

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Ep.12 White People Popped Off With Brunch | Fangs and Fools |

Jun 06 2024 90 mins

This is the end, my friend. Or, as the immortal Douglas Adams said, 'so long, and thanks for all the fish.' If you've been here from the beginning, you have our undying gratitude. If you're a new joiner of the show, thank you so much for giving us a chance. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our ex

Ep.11 I Chumba His Wumba | Fangs and Fools |

Jun 06 2024 100 mins

We love a lil bottle episode where everyone goes off to do their own thing. I'm low-key not sure about Fidget though; kinda seems like Alex the DM was just over the character and didn't want to keep going. Featuring: - Julian fighting rizz with tizz - Arnold and the bummer of an encounter with Fidget the Flesh Bat - Mel meeting another goodest boy This episode is bro

Ep.10 I'm a Garlic Bread Whore | Fangs and Fools |

May 30 2024 95 mins

Nothing brings a casual social function to a screaming stop like someone casually announcing they're a bloodthirsty monster. On the plus side, though, Mel found a kid that matches her energy, which means that child is either going to grow up to be a murderer or a priest. Featuring: -A lethal game of 20 questions -Mel and a problematic child -Apollo and Arnold's huddle

Ep.9 T-Pose Gandalf | Fangs and Fools |

May 23 2024 112 mins

Aw hell yeah I love fantasy tarot card readings. What's next, is Alex the DM going to ask what day and time we were born? P.S it really doesn't feel like Julian understood the context of the 'stories or lies' game I'm gonna keep it a buck with you. Featuring: - The miss piggy-est NPC to date - A crucial tarokka reading from everyone's favorite three hundr

Ep.8 Smooth Orbs of Skin | Fangs and Fools |

May 16 2024 100 mins

Holy shit it's a dance battle you guys. Okay okay okay everyone stay calm. Someone get my lubed-up white satin shoes and my skintight jorts. Unsure about what even this flesh-bat is, but I'm sure this is just a friendly competition and he's not going to attempt to rip Arnold's skin from his bones. Featuring: -Anthony and his corpse dancing partner - Bat-man backu

Ep.7 Do Not Smoke That Bird's Cigarettes | Fangs and Fools |

May 09 2024 107 mins

That bird dead AF, right? Because it's mad unchill for Garath to just be smokin' someone else's cigarettes like that. Speaking of unchill, is anyone going to investigate the tattooed corpse dangling from that hanging tree, or are we all just going to keep staring at it? Featuring: - Fowler Hotguy - Dead (ripped) Garath - A Clutch spell from Arnold Stevolson - A fl

Ep.6 That Dog Pissed My Pants | Fangs and Fools |

May 03 2024 105 mins

I thought Strahd would roll in a cooler carriage tbh. The sad disco ball vibe isn't doing it for me. Also, does anyone else see Ireena Kolyanovich in black and white with a long flowy gown when she talks or is that just me? Featuring: - A bit of a mule - Garion fully committing to the bit - Dianna hating one of Alex's characters for three full minutes - The clutchest

Ep.5 Putting the Hole in Holy | Fangs and Fools |

Mar 28 2024 90 mins

Now THIS one is Christian-centered. Minus all the talk about butt plugs. Shame about that dude's son, but if the worst nightmare in the world decides to punish you, what *exactly* can you do about it? Featuring: - A kryptonite butt-plug - A shattered priest - Garath failing a lockpicking check - Lilo + Stitch (TM TM TM Disney don't sue us) This episode is brought to

Ep.4 You Wouldn't Download A Body | Fangs and Fools |

Mar 21 2024 92 mins

Between Alex the DM's cringe TikTok voice or the absolutely WILD energy that Aeryk brought to the table, it's pretty easy to overlook the casual mention of a cursed vat of souls Strahd keeps somewhere in his castle. I'm still out here wondering why Aeryk came through in the first place; all Julian did was try and spare the dying. Featuring: - Name-dropping Dr. Franken

Ep.3 The Werewolf Tramp Stamp | Fangs and Fools |

Mar 07 2024 103 mins

Those aren't zombies, those are white women looking for a farmer's market. Although I'll be the first to admit the similarities are shocking. I guess this whole 'being attacked by undead monsters every night' thing explains why everyone in Barovia is so on edge. Although Izzy seems like a stand up guy, right? I'm sure that's totally normal and not at all