Crunch Wears No Pants

Oct 30 2024 65 ep. 64 mins 9

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It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy's Dips and JoMomma's Salsa.

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The Official Pod of Julius Randle Bullyball Enjoyers

Oct 30 2024 63 mins

Guys, we love Julius Randle. The gentlemen break down his fit and early returns on being Randle-pilled as a fanbase. Jordan also lists off things he actually does not like about the Timberwolves in order to beat the toxic positivity allegations. We also add a monster to the timberwolves in celebration of Halloween.

Game 1 Reactions + The Grinch + The Sons Draft with Chelanga Langason

Oct 23 2024 75 mins

guys. Chelanga is back. So are the wolves. We try to react normally to game 1 and discuss the whole Bronny James sitch as well as talk about Family Guy.

Season Predictions and Over/Unders + Mid-2000s talk with Jack from Bad Angle Basketball

Oct 18 2024 103 mins

Look guys. If you dont go and follow Bad Angle Basketball on Instagram right now I'll be pretty mad about it. Today, we talk to Jack from BAB to discuss the vibes after a heartbreaking Lynx loss, as well as the vibes surrounding exciting showings from our young Wolves in the pre-season. The Timberwolves and Lynx Organization is truly a bountiful source of entertainment and joy. The

The Lynx are in the Finals + Wolves Things Bracket

Oct 09 2024 62 mins

Hello. The Lynx are really good. The Wolves Things bracket is happening right now and the bracket is lookin weird. We also talked about some pre-season Wolves storylines. Oh boy. We're so back guys

The Timberwolves traded Karl-Anthony Towns and we're SAD

Sep 30 2024 48 mins

Hey guys. Here it is. The episode that, deep down, we knew we'd eventually have to record one day but didn't want to admit it. And now it's here.

The Lynx are Insane, City Edition Leaks, and a Mailbag with JakesGraphs

Sep 27 2024 87 mins

This one starts out kinda hot lmao this one is for sure an "in your airpods" episode and not a bluetooth speaker at the office episode. I don't think any of our episodes are bluetooth speaker at the office episodes. Alright guys here's the deal. JakesGraphs was on the show. We discuss how insane the Lynx are, and how blessed we are to have two elite professional basketball teams in

Goodbyes & Hellos + The Fandom Draft

Jul 15 2024 67 mins

We say hello to new Timberwolves and goodbye to those who have departed. We also draft past and present timberwolves into our favorite fandom shows and movies

Draft Talk, Lynx Chatter, Over/Under Reviews, Criston Cole

Jun 25 2024 79 mins

Hello hotties. We talk about the draft. We talk about the Lynx. We talk about where Cheryl stands all time in all time GM and Coach rankings. We review our over/unders from before the season. What an episode

The Second Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End Panties Award Extravaganza

Jun 05 2024 92 mins

COLE ALDRICH IS AN OFFICIAL SACWNPYEPAE AWARD WINNER!!!!!!

THE TIMBERWOLVES WIN GAME FOUR TO TAKE A COMMANDING 1-3 DEFICIT IN THE WCF! IT WAS WRITTEN

May 28 2024 38 mins

TEAMS DOWN 3-0 IN THE CONFERENCE FINALS ARE 0-155. UNTIL THIS YEAR. IT WAS WRITTEN. IF YOUR NAME IS ABE AND YOUR "WRITE" FOR SB NATION YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T FIND YOU DRIVING RECKLESSLY IN A RESIDENTIAL AREA CUZ BOY HOWDY YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT