Deliver The Profile

Mar 04 2025 355 ep. 92 mins 107

A weekly Criminal Minds Podcast - Hosted by Ronnie & Jazz

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Deliver The Profile Episode 316: Hotch Is Single Again, Ladies

Mar 04 2025 73 mins

In "Amelia Porter", a bunch of dumb shit happens and the Criminal Minds crew loosely adapts the real life horrific crimes of Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka. Poorly, of course. More importantly, though, Hotch cut those strings loose and is now a swinging bachelor, ready to get down and fuck. All because Beth's actress was gonna be on Prodigal Son or something.

Deliver The Profile Episode 315: LDSK Until Graduation

Feb 12 2025 69 mins

What do you get when you combine the JFK assassination, a guy getting Todd Mulcahy'd and memory palaces? You get "Final Shot", a Season 9 Criminal Minds that is pretty bad even by Criminal Minds standards.

Deliver The Profile Episode 314: Gary Sinise Country Returns

Feb 04 2025 82 mins

Beyond Borders time. In "Lost Souls" come for the reductive trip to Tanzania by way of Los Angeles, stay for the cartoon animals. Ronnie is dosed on Valium so don't expect the highest energy performance. What do you expect, it's a show too racist for the Trump Administration.

Deliver The Profile Kino Korner: Kraven the Hunter

Jan 27 2025 102 mins

The promised Kraven the Hunter podcast is finally here, as Ronnie and Jazz provide an epitaph for the Sony Spider-Man Minus Spider-Man Cinematic Universe in what may be its worst installment yet.

Deliver The Profile Kino Korner: Sonic The Hedgehog 3

Jan 20 2025 106 mins

Ronnie and Jazz discuss the smash box office hit Sonic the Hedgehog 3, featuring Keanu Reeves as Shadow the Hedgehog and Jim Carrey as multiple Robotniks.

Deliver The Profile Episode 311: Oz Sure Was A Great Show

Jan 13 2025 85 mins

The boys discuss Season 10's "Lockdown" and mostly talk about how much they miss Oz.

Deliver The Profile Episode 310: My Serial Killer Selfie Life

Dec 23 2024 79 mins

Here it is: Criminal Minds' effort to interpret creepypasta in "Hashtag". Who is the Mirror Man? If your photo has him poorly Photoshopped onto it are you marked for death? Find out in one of the dumbest Criminal Minds yet. You might recognize the line "fear this, mirror bitch" from the show's opening theme!

Deliver The Profile Episode 309: DID he or DIDn't he?

Dec 09 2024 94 mins

A real humdinger of an episode this week with "All That Remains", a show so memorable Ronnie thought the podcast had already covered it. But actually there's a lot going for it: Ken Olin (thirtysomething) wakes up to find his daughters missing...on the anniversary of his wife's disappearance. Is he the culprit? Probably. Or is someone framing him for the crimes? Probably not, but k

Deliver The Profile Episode 308: Johnny D (with Chris Ludovici)

Dec 02 2024 67 mins

Lois & Clark superfan Chris Ludovici (Lois & Clark & Chris & Ronnie) joins Ronnie on the podcast today as they discuss "Risky Business", perhaps one of the most maliciously stupid episodes of Criminal Minds. The BAU is called in to investigate suicides that are actually the culprit of a choking website compels kids in nowheresville Wyoming to choke themselves competitively. Why wou

Deliver The Profile Episode 307: The Nerding Hour (with Daniel Daughhetee)

Nov 18 2024 70 mins

Guest shots guest shots guest shots. This time Ronnie is joined by Daniel Daughhetee (Thrawnderdome) to talk about "Empty Planet", an episode about a serial bomber whose bombings are based on obscure sci-fi literature. Who better to decode this nonsense than sci-fi nerd Daniel Daughhetee? Along the way we recommend some actual good stuff and explain why Daniel prefers Joe Mantegna