Don't Get Last! Guillotine Fantasy Football Podcast

Bring it home. Don't get last!

Can you trust Derrick Henry and Cooper Kupp to keep you alive in your Guillotine Fantasy Football leagues? How do you avoid the fear of a nuclear Justin Jefferson or Jamar Chase? Are the Chiefs practicing voodoo rituals to keep Patrick Mahomes healthy? I actually don't know the answer to that last one, but you can hear all about the rest here!

Did you start Cooper Kupp on your Guillotine team this week? What about Deebo Samuel? Maybe even some Brock Purdy? Need to dig yourself out of a hole? Grab a shovel, listen in, and start digging. Week 15 Start/Sit is here!

It's the Witching Hour of your Guillotine seasons and with 6 teams on bye there's tough decisions to be made. Tyler Batliner (from tik tok!) joins me in breaking down this weeks matchups and analyzing what brought him so far in his first time playing in a guillotine league!

I quickly preview the week 13 games so that I can get a head start on next season's draft prep! The grind never stops. Tune in to hear what I mean by that, and why Christian McCaffery is on my bench this week!

We get into some mailbag questions, talk start/sit, and plot the course for your Guillotine Fantasy Football teams over these next critical few weeks. I'm joined by Andrew May and a surprise guest who I pull off the street! Tune in to find out who!

I'm joined by a man who is about 2 weeks from regretting getting a buzzcut- Isaac Knapp. Listen in as we discuss pivots, finishing strategies, and why your Guillotine Team might be worse than you think it is!

I'm joined by unfortunate Anthony Martin who has the poor luck of being a fan of the Black Hawks, the Cubs, and of course Da Bears. Listen as he weighs in on my Guillotine Week 10 Start and Sit!

In the episode description, I want to point out that the prompt is "What do you want your audience to know?" and I want my audience to know that Josh Allen leads the NFL with 12 turnover worthy plays (but only has one INT), and Patrick Mahomes is the only QB in the NFL with more interceptions (9) than turnover worthy plays (7). Also start Jalen Coker you cowards.

Sadly, your leagues are shrinking, so we have to be a little more mainstream with these names. Fortunately, I consumed a beer or two before recording this episode so we hope to capture the same fire as an episode where I yell senselessly about Gregory Dortch in our starts. God bless.