Don't Open This Podcast

Welcome Back Fellow Fright Fiends! 365 Days have passed by! Mike & Tim have exhumed Anthony to aid them in completing a most daunting “Task of Terror”, cataloging & reviewing every worthwhile horror film they have seen this year! They’ve got everything covered from demonic curses & alien infestations to psychotic killers & a wide array of creatures both grea

Thanksgiving is about bringing families together for feasts, so Mike and Tim have cooked up 6 cannibalistic courses that'll have you coming back for seconds! They take a WRONG TURN into the wild west frights of BONE TOMAHAWK before going back to school in the twisted coming-of-age RAW. The next stop into the deadly deserts of THE HILLS HAVE EYES will leave you feeling RAVENOUS be

The Halloween season may be done, but Mike and Tim still have treats in store for you, dear listeners! Nick from Screen Refresh joins in to sync up on a film franchise that'll turn that frown upside down with a Spotlight On Fright: SMILE and SMILE 2! Then head out of the theater and into the studio audience to discuss the Anna Kendrick directorial debut WOMAN OF THE HOUR (now on Ne

The countdown continues, dear listeners! Your faithful Halloween horror hosts return to bring you the scream-of-the-crop with 18 more morsels to satisfy your terrified tastebuds! "But what if I've already seen some of these?" you ask? Well, we've got you covered as Mike, Tim, and Anthony wrap up the extravaganza with a lightning round of scary substitutions! We're digging up ev

October is officially upon us, Boils & Ghouls! Mike & Tim have assembled a spine-tingling holiday special SO SPECTACULAR… they had to dig up their ol’ pal Anthony to join in! 3 hosts you ask? HELL YES 3 Hosts! We are covering a whopping 31 Fright Flicks (split into 2 parts) handpicked just for you for each and every day of October! A cinematic witch’s brew of

The Fall harvest is here, and Mike & Tim are bringing you all the best in farm-to-table fear with 6 locally-sourced scares! The boys make an overnight stop at Farmer Vincent's for the best fritters in town in MOTEL HELL before edging ever-closer to an accidental Anatomy Of A Franchise as they learn way too much about the corn export market in CHILDREN OF THE CORN 3. Be sur

Big things have small beginnings, so join your "HOSTS" as Mike and Tim venture to LV-426 and beyond ...to investigate a franchise that will have you BURSTING with excitement! From the first facehugger aboard the Nostromo to the fresh alien onslaught of the Romulus, we're covering the Xenomorph through every phase in cinema. The meaning of life, prison planets, hybri

Welcome back, devout listeners! This episode is very special for us because Tim, much like Trash from “Return of The Living Dead” … is BACK FROM THE GRAVE & READY TO PARTY! To celebrate, the boys have selected a wide array of morbid morsels & disturbing main courses from past & present. Let’s call it “A Cornucopia of Carnage” for all to enjoy! Join us o

Mike & Anthony wrap up their True Crime miniseries this week, chronicling some of the most dastardly REAL LIFE deeds ever committed to celluloid! From the callous exploits of the murderous “DES” & voyeuristic character study of “HENRY: Portrait of a Serial Killer”, prepare yourselves for an unflinching foray into primal fears not easily forgotten. If the genuinel

Prepare yourselves for what is undoubtedly the GREATEST, MOST SHOCKING, NERVE RIPPING PODCAST you will EVER hear! DON’T OPEN THIS PODCAST is like equal parts JAWS meets CITIZEN KANE! No other podcast has ever… umm… hold on. Let’s try that again: On this brand new episode of DOTP, Mike & Anthony tackle the very real problem of film marketing overhyping a movie to such h