Don't Tell My Therapist

Dec 10 2024 70 ep. 56 mins 16

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Two 20-something girls decided to start a podcast - because the world definitely needs another one, right?

We might not be licensed therapists, but we are licensed to bullshit. Join Jenna and Sophia as they discuss their embarrassing dating stories, life experiences, mental health journeys and more. You might laugh, you might cry, you might think "why are they like this?" and the answer is, we don't know. Whatever you do, Don't Tell Our Therapists.

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Session 70: Toenails and Thomas Edison

Dec 10 2024 52 mins

This week, things get steamy and messy at an open mic erotica night, prompting Sophia to end her situationship. The girls take a brief history lesson and imagine what the world will be like in 2043. One thing’s for certain: Thomas Edison never had to see Sophia’s toenails, and for that, he should be grateful. Want more bullshit? Follow us on Instagram @DontTellMyTherapistPod

Session 69: Buttholes and Birthday Roasts

Nov 26 2024 54 mins

Back from two birthdays, a wedding, and an international trip, the girls are here to spill it all! In Mexico, Sophia goes loca while Jenna dodges death. Depending on who you ask, Sophia’s birthday was either a great time or the destruction of all of Jenna’s friendships. But don't worry—she made a killer comeback with a surprise party for Pitbull's 30th that earned her a rewar

Session 68: The Pinterest Stalker

Oct 29 2024 59 mins

It’s almost Halloween, so naturally the girls are stress-crafting their costumes and stalking girls from Pinterest. This week, the girls rank men’s hobbies and Jenna accidentally plots to humiliate Sophia.Join us for some more bullshit on @Don'tTellMyTherapistPod on Instagram

Session 67: Pizza Brawls and Marketplace Hauls

Sep 24 2024 51 mins

This week, Jenna and Sophia are all about treating themselves (but let’s not talk about the price tag, okay?). Sophia uses girl math to justify her dream jacket purchase, while Jenna drives THREE hours for a Facebook Marketplace find. Did they *really* need these items? Absolutely not. Was it 100% worth it? You bet it was. If you don't hate us, rate us! And don't forget to follow

Session 66: The $360 Nap

Aug 27 2024 55 mins

This week, Sophia bows down to Queen Sabrina Carpenter, takes a $360 nap and (accidentally) tries to upstage a bride. Jenna spills on finally being her weird self in a relationship - armpit whispers and all. Oh, and if you’re above the age of 10, Please, Please, Please don’t kiss your mother on the mouth. If you don’t hate us, rate us! And don’t forget to follow @DontTellM

Session 65: The Dolphin Experiment

Aug 13 2024 57 mins

This week, the girls are battling moles, cuddling pigs, and researching dolphin arousal (yes, you read that right). Soph's cooking up a killer Halloween costume, totally *not* stalking her date online, and diving into the deep end on TikTok. Meanwhile, Jenna's stirring up drama in her happy relationship and hunting down her mole man. Sorry in advance for making you Google moles and

Session 64: Holy Sh*t

Jul 30 2024 54 mins

Bless your heart and bless your fart. Jenna was down in the dumps this week, but with the help of prayer and the bathroom code at her local Panda Express, she found redemption. Sophia gets called out by an ex and tunes up her dating Dos & Don’ts.Looking for more BS? Follow us @DontTellMyTherapistPod

Session 63: Soph Makes the News & Choking Raccoons

Jul 16 2024 52 mins

We’re back! Sophia has been hiding out from the paparazzi ever since she went viral while Jenna is getting used to seeing “boy stuff” all over her house 🤢 The girls discuss Soph’s rise to fame and Jenna’s embarrassing AirBnB review. We’re sorry we were gone for a bit, we missed you too!! Want more BS? Follow @DontTellMyTherapistPod on Instagram!

Session 62: Teenage Adults

May 30 2024 56 mins

This week, the girls cosplay as Avril Lavigne and heal their inner child at Avril’s Greatest Hits Tour. Sophia has a bad first date and fights for survival after a night out in the Windy City. Jenna doesn’t know the dates of historical events, but remembers all of her best friend’s birthdays. Are Jenna and Sophia adults? Will Jenna donate her hair to the birds? Listen to Sess

Session 61: Legally Gray

May 07 2024 52 mins

Is it Session 61 or is that just Jenna's new age? This week, the girls are roller skating into an early retirement. Jenna is going gray, Sophia gets graphic while filming a live birth, and it's all downhill from here. Were you ugly as a kid like we were? If so, congrats on building some character early on!✨Want more BS? Of course you do. Follow @Don'tTell MyTherapistPod on Instag