Elite Sens Brain

Feb 20 2025 38 ep. 70 mins 10

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Two geniuses discuss the Ottawa Senators.

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CanCon

Feb 20 2025 69 mins

Now, more than ever before, four nations have been facing off. Listen to us as we discuss everything from on-ice fights to national anthems (both written by Carly Rae Jepsen and otherwise). Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky @elitesensbrain or @CBeataE and @erikssonsburner, or follow us on tumblr at elitesensbrain.tumblr.com.

The Bald Epidemic

Jan 30 2025 77 mins

Happy New Year! While we were battling illness, the Sens have been busy tearing up the NHL (on weekends only). After analyzing Tim Stützle's new haircut, we look back at the year that was, and make predictions for 2025. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky @elitesensbrain or @CBeataE and @erikssonsburner, or follow us on tumblr at elitesensbrain.tumblr.com.

Greedy

Dec 22 2024 81 mins

We still can't quite believe it, but... the Sens just can't stop winning. For the first time in what feels like forever, they're actually in a playoff spot, and that means we finally want to talk about them. Join us for a joyful, celebratory episode about how good the Sens are, how bad their enemies are, and how silly Brady Tkachuk is. We also discuss the Ottawa pro hockey team th

Holding Space

Nov 30 2024 58 mins

Join us in our first episode back since taking time off to hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity. We discuss how the Sens fared in November and then quickly move onto the important things like Tim Stützle's tinted visor and whatever is going on between Josh Norris and Quinn Hughes. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky @elitesensbrain or @CBeataE and @erikssonsburner, or follow

We NEED A Hockey Romance Book With This Plot

Oct 28 2024 67 mins

Have you ever wanted to know what REALLY goes on in the Ottawa Senators' press box? Well then this episode is for you. Join us for a full debrief of Beata's experience being credentialed for a few Sens games, for some reason, including a review of press box beverages and a behind-the-scenes look at how post-game media scrums actually work. Then, we discuss some of the not-so-shock

The Worst Gambling Advice You'll Ever Receive ft. @nuckssleepdemon

Sep 15 2024 81 mins

A new Sens season is on the horizon, and that means it's time for our season predictions. Joined by one of our favourite posters, Twitter user @nuckssleepdemon, we make sure none of our listeners will ever make a single penny off of sports gambling, as we give our takes on the Sens' record, the leading goalscorer, and other, equally normal and serious questions going into the 2024-

Elite Dressage Brain

Aug 09 2024 86 mins

Have you ever wanted to know exactly how they get the horses to dance in dressage? If not, maybe this episode isn't for you. Join us for our most offseason episode yet, as we discuss the 2024 Summer Olympics and our resident horse girl explains how equestrian sports work. Then, we answer listener questions in a mailbag segment. Only some of them are about horses. Follow us on Twi

Bird Flu

Jul 04 2024 84 mins

Twitter user @oilygifs is back! Because we maybe jinxed the Oilers in the middle of the playoffs last time she was on, this time she joins us after the season is over to discuss the aftermath. We talk about Edmonton's run, annoying fans of other teams, and (most importantly) the Linus Ullmark trade. We also talk about the draft and say goodbye to a few players including the only tw

It's Bosty O'Clocky

Jun 21 2024 99 mins

Professional podcast guest Matt Bosty joins the show to hash out his twitter beef with one of our hosts and give his thoughts on various sens offseason related topics, including Korpisalo's eyesight, Jakob Chychrun's thirst for raw milk, and Spartacat's eternal youth. You can reach Bosty on Bluesky at bosty.ca. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky @elitesensbrain or @CBeataE and @eri

Captain Unclutch

May 20 2024 78 mins

In episode 29, we break down the end of the PWHL regular season and first round, including Ottawa's epic collapse, Montreal shocking the world, and Toronto doing exactly what everyone expected a Toronto hockey team to do. Then, we continue the time-honoured tradition of handing out end-of-season awards, this time to both Sens and PWHL players. Follow us on Twitter and Bluesky @el