Evaludate

Sep 27 2024 104 ep. 65 mins 44
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Evaludate is a podcast about examining straight dating sims from a gay perspective. Co--hosted by Air (https://twitter.com/dragonomatopoei) and Madelyn (https://twitter.com/daingertmadelyn). Follow Us: https://twitter.com/evaludatepod

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Wish I Was A Baller (Zenn Sorfield of Even If Tempest, Part 2)

Sep 27 2024 58 mins  
Today on Evaludate, we wish we could forget about all this murder-witch nonsense and play a game of HORSE with our best friend Zenn, Lucien can't be the cool one for two seconds, and Madelyn fails to frame Crius for murder.Follow Us:TwitterTumblrContent Warnings:The subject of capital punishment/the death penalty comes up in this episode. In light of recent tragic events, we feel i

You Wouldn't Know Digimon (Zenn Sorfield of even if Tempest, Part 1)

Jul 10 2024 77 mins  
Today on Evaludate, Air and Madelyn start the indisputable Best Route In The Game (<- Objective Fact), very suddenly learn important info about Zenn from an unlikely source, and are probably too amped about homicide for a podcast that signs off with "don't date murderboys". Also: love is real.Follow Us:TwitterTumblrContent Warnings:Suicide: 37:46 -38:00, 40:15 - 44:19

Hystorica, Oklahoma (Tyril I Lister of even if Tempest, Part 4)

Jun 01 2024 101 mins  
Today on Evaludate: Madelyn's opinion on Tyril completes its 360-degree rotation, the game gets a little bit Hayes Code-y, and the religious world-building needs a little work.Follow Us:TwitterTumblrContent Warnings:We spend a lot of time in this episode discussing sexual assault and rape, please take care in listening or skip if you need to.Suicide: 13:44 - 14:11, 1:29:16 - 1:30:2

You Guys Have The Devil? (Tyril I Lister of even if Tempest, Part 3)

May 10 2024 99 mins  
Today on Evaludate: actually we have more to say about that weird CPR kiss last time, this game's theology is kind of wack, and oh yeah, remember how there's actual witch panic going around alongside the fun murder mystery stuff?Follow Us:TwitterTumblrContent Warnings:Cannibalism: 4:25 - 8:45

Diversity Win! (Tyril I Lister of even if Tempest, part 2)

Mar 25 2024 94 mins  
Today on Evaludate: hazardous weather conditions and wizard curses aren't going to stop us from recording our 100th episode, Madelyn drops the bit, witch trials continue to be a shameful blight on human history, and oh good lord there is always some shit happening to children in this game.Follow Us:TwitterTumblrContent Warnings:Discussion of islamophobia: 21:21 - 21:34Suicide: 1:09

The Devil Is Real (Tyril I Lister of even if Tempest, Part 1)

Mar 03 2024 123 mins  
On today's TWO HOUR EVALUDATE SPECIAL, we're getting into the real-world history of witch hunting and witch trials around Europe and North America, Madelyn insists that everyone else insisting that she would like Tyril is still wrong, and being a murder suspect is boring now--it's time to get deputized.Follow Us:TwitterTumblrContent Warnings:Discussion of antisemitism and islamopho

Should've Been Hugo (Crius Castlerock of even if Tempest, Part 3)

Jan 17 2024 50 mins  
Today on Evaludate: Both hosts wish the love interest of this route was swapped out, Madelyn is unfair to a videogame man, and Air vents their publishing grudges.Follow Us:TwitterTumblrContent Warnings:Suicide: 1:29 - 1:48, 9:30 - 9:52, 11:01 - 11:36, 26:34 - 27:00CSA: 5:02 - 5:09, 8:04 - 11:01Sexual Assault: 24:57 - 25:35

Training-Wheels Baby Mode (Crius Castlerock of even if Tempest, Part 2)

Dec 23 2023 62 mins  
Today on Evaludate: Your "seemingly perfect" romantic lead needs more layers, boy howdy this route is all over the place, and Finally, Clown vs Clown action.Follow Us:TwitterTumblrContent Warnings:Child Abuse: 14:47 - 15:57, 18:29 - 18:40, 39:42 - 40:29Incest: 21:00 - 21:49

Blood Splatoon (Crius Castlerock of even if Tempest, Part 1)

Nov 21 2023 81 mins  
Today on Evaludate: who has time for witch trials and murder mysteries when there's BIRD POLITICS afoot! Commander Crius gets slut-shamed, and we ponder the motivations of our catboy timeloop administrator.Follow Us:PodcastAirMadelynContent Warnings:Self-harm: 36:21 - 36:29Suicide: 43:25 - 45:15Child abuse: 55:47 - 56:12

Devoured By Clowns (even if TEMPEST, prologue)

Oct 10 2023 106 mins  
Today on Evaludate: the new protagonist is Batman-coded, a cat boy we can trust (maybe), enforced route order locks away our favorite guys, and time loop logistics make things a little bit weird.Follow Us:PodcastAirMadelynContent Warnings:Suicide: 48:41 - 49:10, 59:53 - 59:57