Final Femme

Jan 24 2025 35 ep. 103 mins 2
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One loves horror movies and the other hates them. Together they weave through the plot and take a stab at finding horror movies that everyone can enjoy.

  TV & Film  Fiction
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Chomp Chomp of the Damned (Queen of the Damned, 2002)

Jan 24 2025 99 mins  
Lestat is the only vampire with riffs so sick it'll stir the queen of all vampires from her slumber. But if you want to wake Lestat, all you need is a little turn-of-the-century nu metal! So stake down a spot, dear listener, and tune in to Sidney and Jack as they talk Queen of the Damned! A rockin' good-time with more holes in the plot than a vampire's victim!

Pet Semi-scary (Pet Sematary, 1989)

Jan 10 2025 121 mins  
Celebrate the new year! Celebrate Final Femme's return! Celebrate Sidney and Jack talking Pet Sematary! Gather all your loved ones, hike up the hilltops and bury your ears into our discussion of the problems that arise from living mere feet from a major highway! And like the new year song goes... Should old acquaintance be forgot and never brought back to life? That's how the song

The Facul-tea (The Faculty, 1998)

Nov 22 2024 132 mins  
If someone told you to make 1982's The Thing HOTTER and you lit up a flamethrower, you would be correct. But if instead you casted a plethora of the hottest 90's actors & actresses in a high school horror mystery, you would also be correct! And Sidney would like to thank you. Jack would like to thank whomever snagged the 1970 Pontiac GTO. What we're trying to say is we are a bi

Gala-ween (Halloween, 1978)

Nov 08 2024 105 mins  
Here comes Michael wearing a faded blue Armani jumper. He's strutting swiftly like a spy infiltrating a fashion show! Truly a grand entrance to todays episode were Jack and Sidney discuss 78's Halloween! Grab a pumpkin or something pumpkin spiced because who says Halloween has to end in October?!

2000's normal BRO-tivity (Paranormal Activity, 2007)

Oct 25 2024 95 mins  
Want to stay up late and record a demon with Sidney and Jack? Better than with a cocky 'bro' that disregards his girlfriends trauma! Sit in and listen with this weeks Paranormal Activity! Don't forget to sprinkle some baby powder on the floor.

Water Sign (Signs, 2002)

Oct 11 2024 110 mins  
Sidney and jack learn to read the signs that we are not alone! Crop circles? Check. UFOs? Check. Tin foil hats? Check. So go grab a glass of water because you and the evil aliens will want to stay hydrated for this one!

Sus Pirouette (Suspiria, 2018)

Sep 27 2024 112 mins  
Do you like art and blood? Do you like dystopian European countries on the verge of ANOTHER war? If you do, that's very Suspiria of you! Join Sydney and Jack as they dance their way through hell and maybe break a leg or two along the way!

Party Room (Panic Room, 2002)

Sep 13 2024 133 mins  
Nobody panic! The next Final Femme episode is here! Jack leads us through a "Three Stooges" heist of a lifetime. Sidney would like the record to show that Burnham is exempt from this label. Make sure to setup the panic room phone line, grab some carbs, and patch us into the PA system so all the menacing burglars can enjoy the Final Femme banter!

Disturbing the Razor (Disturbing Behavior, 1998)

Aug 30 2024 118 mins  
The 90's are back! And we're back in high school with kids who shun drugs and try to assimilate their fellow classmates. Talk about Disturbing Behavior. Sid's happy and Jack's pissed but our moody Final Femmes refuse to be another brick in their "utopian" wall!

Silence of the gams (Silence of the Lambs, 1991)

Aug 16 2024 135 mins  
This week we're talking Silence of the Lambs! Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins chewing each scene. Sometimes Hopkins is chewing other things. Come for this classic psychological horror recap, stay for the Buffalo Bill impressions! If you listen closely you can hear the lambs screaming.