Florida Woman

Oct 30 2024 118 ep. 57 mins 22

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We've all heard of Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join hosts Kelsey Ann Wacker (Florida Native) and Nathan Simpson (Midwestern Outsider) as we dive deep into the humid landscape, bizarre crimes, strange history and beautiful fuckin maniacs that make up our country's weirdest state. A podcast as obscene and surreal as the place itself

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FMK HALLOWEEN

Oct 30 2024 51 mins

WHEW strap in for an ADHD scumfest. We say nasty things about nasty stuff.

122 - JUST IN TIME FOR MILTON

Oct 09 2024 55 mins

We're back at it. Just as Milton makes landfall. Would you rather be a healthy, 27 year old torso with no arms or legs, or a deaf, blind, fully intact 99 year old?https://www.wisn.com/article/missing-milwaukee-woman-found-safe-in-florida-returns-home/62405795https://www.nwfdailynews.com/story/lifestyle/things-to-do/destin/2019/09/25/florida-woman-bites-testicles-of-600-pound-camel/

Crimes By Grimes

Mar 04 2024 55 mins

Would YOU drive 100mph with three children in the backseat to get your GF to her taco bell job interview???https://nypost.com/2023/03/23/florida-man-drives-100-mph-to-get-girlfriend-to-taco-bell-interview/https://myq105.com/2023/08/25/a-florida-mans-t-shirt-choice-probably-wont-help-with-his-dui-case/https://fortune.com/2023/10/21/florida-man-guilty-murdering-wife-zombie-house-flip

Montenegrins Be Like

Feb 22 2024 58 mins

Why do Montenegrins keep a chair next to their beds? So they can take a rest after they wake up.https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-allegedly-takes-stolen-amazon-van-on-20-mile-joyride-is-your-package-latehttps://news.yahoo.com/doctors-remove-150-live-bugs-234435817.htmlhttps://6abc.com/coat-hanger-medical-procedure-animal-cruelty-dogs/3114873/https://www.ice.gov/news/rel

Beachcraft Bonanza

Feb 03 2024 69 mins

Imagine being executed by a Beachcraft Bonanza. This is a prompt. Imagine it.SOURCES:https://wflanews.iheart.com/featured/the-ryan-gorman-show/content/2023-02-02-florida-man-bites-head-off-girlfriends-python-during-domestic-dispute/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/01/29/florida-man-loses-50000-in-accidental-text-romance-scheme/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/202

Patreon CLIP: Bitches Be Going to Psychics - The Rose Marks Psychic Scam

Jan 27 2024 5 mins

Full episode available at : patreon.com/floridawomanpodRose Marks ran the most successful Gypsy fortune telling scam in history, with earnings totalling close to 40 MILLION dollars, and she reached the peak of her riches in our beloved Sunshine State. Wait, are you allowed to say Gypsy on the air?

Psychic Highway

Jan 16 2024 72 mins

I don't believe in anything. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/30/us/conjuring-spirits-in-florida.htmlhttps://nypost.com/2023/12/02/news/florida-woman-alyssa-ann-zinger-posed-as-teen-to-molest-middle-schoolers-police/https://www.fox13news.com/news/wander-franco-investigation-rays-shortstops-message-to-alleged-14-year-old-victim-revealedhttps://nypost.com/2023/12/24/news/overwhelmed-f

Teaser: I WANT TO BELIEVE - The Gulf Breeze UFOs

Jan 11 2024 5 mins

Available now at patreon.com/floridawomanpodDid you know a small Florida Panhandle town is home to one of the most famous string of UFO sightings in history? Hundreds of witnesses corroborated Ed Walters' sightings, but it all came crashing down. Join our patreon to listen to this deep dive!Also, unrelated, I need the skunk ape to sit on my face. That's just a need of mine.Also app

New Year New Us

Jan 03 2024 61 mins

We're back on our bullshit. New Merch: https://www.nathanesimpson.com/store-1Sources:https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ron-desantis-collapse-trump_n_658ca832e4b014ec45a31537https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/florida-man-known-monkey-whisperer-arrested-illegally-selling-primates/2JXFDADYOFETJIHRYKRAJGIZVY/https://nypost.com/2024/01/01/news/florida-man-makes-dirt-angels-while-hiding-fr

We're going to f*ck George Bailey

Dec 15 2023 60 mins

We're going to guilt George Bailey into having sex with us. We'll lie to him and tell him we could solve all the money problems if he just did this one thinghttps://www.nasdaq.com/articles/the-10-most-overpriced-housing-markets-in-america-5-are-in-floridahttps://www.wdbo.com/news/local/florida-man-gets-caught-skipping-line-disney-world-claims-be-ucf-football-player/HTFRUDFSRNCUPMCY