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This is a dorky lil thing I made in Garageband and am uploading so I can do a little mischief in a Music League. Will probably delete later.

Let's learn about Arabic Numerals and how much I hate lil arm hands!

This is such an odd movie. But pretty enjoyable if you have nothing else to do, which I obviously don't.

If you haven't read Uzumaki by Junji Ito, go read it, and don't worry, you'll get near constant reminders throughout this episode that the book is amazing. Also, I am like, 98% certain that these good folks just ran out of money because the ending is not an ending. Enjoy!

This movie was so fun, y'all. If you enjoyed The Witch, I would definitely recommend. Also, I learned what year Smash came out, so that was important to my betterment.

There is somehow even less plot explanation in this episode than previous ones. But BEHOLD I hate drains that aren't up to code and folks who bleed on old bones.

What an absolute trip! Full disclosure, I never read the Fear Street books, but as someone who hasn't, this was super fun, even if it was the weakest of the three. Stay tuned for parts 2 and 3!

Oh BOY do I have an adventure for you with this one. It's the Bruce Campbell Dick Movie! I recorded the last part of this (you'll see) during an intense sciatica flare up, so that's why I sound different and am so bitterly angry about how veterans are treated after coming home instead of being sardonic and snippy.

I am not about urbanoia, but I am ALL about abandoned mine shafts, so I guess it's a wash?

Listen, when you watch the kind of movies I watch, they're not all gonna be winners, okay? I adore bad movies and this was too much for me. Listen at your own risk.