God Knows Podcast: Live from Valhalla

Dec 11 2024 15 ep. 19 mins 3
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Thor, the legendary god of old, is a little vexed with ”Head Office’s” rehousing scheme. His tier-four divinity lodgings - a dilapidated terrace in the North of England - now hosts the once mighty Valhalla within an attic conversion. He’s also been lumbered with a motley crew of divine D listers: Dionysus, the alcoholic god of wine and party time; Cupid, the snack-addicted god of love and poor bodily hygiene; Amon, an oily demon with a passion for musical theatre. They’re not 100% sure of what a podcast is, but the guys live in hope that it’ll raise their profiles and help reclaim some of their former glory. And with heavenly guests popping in each episode, god knows, they might yet do it!

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God Knows Halloween Theme (bonus content)

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Taken from our 2024 Halloween spectacular, ”One night at Gran’s”.

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Gnome Force Theme (bonus content)

Sep 19 2024 1 mins  
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Kraken’s breath (Amon’s demon diaries, entry 02)

Jun 25 2024 3 mins  
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Clean up on aisle three (Amon’s demon diaries, entry 01)

Jun 19 2024 6 mins  
Thor and Dionysus trudge the Chuffed Buyer Supermarket aisles on a quest for godly sustenance. Unfortunately, our God of Wine and Party Time has the divine munchies and his pester power is dialled up to 11. But, as we all know, Thor isn’t made of florins… or a patient temperament. Warning: contains foul language and references to off-brand products.

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