Gonsanto Industries: The Insomnia Project

For entertainment purposes only. This is not to be used in place of a licensed therapist or other qualified medical aid given its satirical and comedic content. Gonsanto Industries welcomes you to the first in a series of guided meditations that will ease your mind, calm your body, and allow you to transition into a fully sleepless existence. Written, directed, and narrated by Adam

Content warnings: At 4:09 to 4:30: Discussions of weight loss and dieting; at 6:38 to 6:53, physical violence; at 8:02 to 8:45: anxiety and involuntary sedation; at 9:38 to 10:24: Paranoia; at 11:06 to 11:59: Depiction of a hostile situation and threat of violence; at 12:00 to 13:07: Paranoia; startling noise at 13:20 to 13:21. Transcript available at https://www.throtopro.com/the-

Santa and his elves could use a little boost leading up to Christmas, and decide to enroll in The Insomnia Project. A few of them start experiencing odd side effects, and the Gonsanto team is called in to the North Pole to sort out the mess. Warning: This episode contains chewing/mouth sounds and some violence Transcript: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1dWPzfqce9RIDaVqspJ9wzWPSdz

Warning: This episode contains violence and a very creepy man on a train. Transcript available at https://www.throtopro.com/the-insomnia-project Sam has some very important data to share at lab meeting. We should all probably pay attention to it, bla bla bla. Also, burritos! Cast List: Eliza - Jaqui Kerschenbaum Loud Commuter - SH Cooper Creeper - Adam Blanford Helen - Tara Santora

The test subjects have their first check in to test their progress. Warning - mouth sounds and chewing from 12:05-12:40. Transcript available at https://www.throtopro.com/the-insomnia-project Cast List: Martin - Elijah Gabriel Susan - Kaitlyn Kliman Eliza - Jaqui Kerschenbaum Sam - Graham Rowat Jessica - Allison Brandt Dr. Baker - Lindsay Zana Dr. Montgomery - Dave Morgan Manager -

Are you tired of your exhausting coffee shop job, trying to please customers that never know what they want? Are you about to go on an old lady murdering spree? Sign up for the Insomnia Project today! Transcript available at https://www.throtopro.com/the-insomnia-project Cast list: Martin - Elijah Gabriel Fran - Charlotte Norup Stardust - Valorie Hall Sarah - Karin Heimdall Sound E

Need more money for "school supplies?" Has that meanie parent of yours cut you out of using the credit card? Consider signing up to participate in the Insomnia Project! End music by The Superluminal Project Transcript available at https://www.throtopro.com/the-insomnia-project Cast List: Jessica - Allison Brandt Cashier - Haley C. McCarthy Tow truck driver - Mark Harrietha Sound ef

Working a dead end job with the most obnoxious boss ever? Dating life not quite where you would like? Consider signing up for the Insomnia Project! We know all you're doing is playing Overwatch anyway... "Bill" is part of a minisode series that answers the question - why in the world would you sign up for the Insomnia Project? Transcript available at https://www.throtopro.com/the-i

Test subjects Eliza, Jason, Jessica, and Martin come into Gonsanto Industries for baseline testing and "the treatment". Music in this episode: Credits theme by Superluminal Project "Playful Planet" by Secession Studios" "Abgrund" by SatanasiA "Eyes Like a Nova" by Carl Phaser "Black Sail" by Chastity Belt

The Insomnia Project is recruiting test subjects! Transcript available at https://www.throtopro.com/the-insomnia-project Announcer - Nick Bean Tired Actor - Kyle Gould