Greetings! The Greeting Card Podcast

Oct 23 2024 75 ep. 55 mins 1

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Greetings! Welcome to Greetings!: The Greeting Card Podcast. The only podcast (according to a very quick google search) that rates and reviews all the gems and jewels of your grocery or convenience stores greeting card aisle! Join Bobby and Dan as they pick a new winner from the card aisle every week, call out its merits and flaws, and decide where it belongs on the omnipotent greeting card fridge! Follow us on Insta @greetingspod and Twitter @greetings cast to follow along with our card of the week!

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