Grownups Are Lucky

Mar 09 2025 99 ep. 4 mins 35

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Jason Porter, author of the novel Why Are You So Sad?, brings you a new story every week, each about two minutes in length, because who has time for anything longer than that?

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Breakfast

Mar 09 2025 11 mins

Episode two is totally off the rails. But in our defense there is a nationwide rails shortage. Bonus: This episode includes a free song that will tickle your terror bones.

Fuck

Feb 07 2025 7 mins

A new season and an old nemesis. Catch back up with all your favorite characters and learn clever ways to enhance your love life.

Touch

Nov 09 2024 8 mins

Did you ever notice how nobody seemed to notice that nobody was noticing because we were all too busy not noticing?

Monkey

Oct 25 2024 7 mins

Take a step into the past, where you were just another hairy kid longing for speech.

Love

Oct 12 2024 6 mins

We are all alone together.

Assassinate

Sep 21 2024 7 mins

We were gone for a while, but so were you. This much anticipated installment is a story posing as a rant posing as a story. Also, a new sponsor!

Collide

Apr 18 2024 5 mins

A lot of things happen on an airplane despite nothing actually happening on an airplane.

Stumble

Mar 12 2024 6 mins

Time is like an uncomfortable canoe.

Childproof

Feb 23 2024 4 mins

The future is whenever.

Consent

Dec 22 2023 6 mins

It’s that time of year. Take care of yourself. Remember that spiritual fulfillment is in none of the places major advertisers are telling you to look. There is nothing under the tree that is going to fill your many voids. But, you do look great in that sweater and your egg nog is, once again, out of sight.