Hate Watching with Dan and Tony

Apr 16 2025 239 ep. 83 mins
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Unprofessional, unsolicited and unwanted opinions from Dan and Tony as they watch movies and tell you what's wrong with them.

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Hate Watching Cleaner: Squeegee of Death

Apr 16 2025 101 mins  
Send us a text When Joey, a seemingly ordinary window cleaner played by Daisy Ridley, reports for her night shift at a towering London skyscraper, she has no idea she's about to be thrust into a deadly game of survival. As she dangles precariously outside the building's glass exterior, a sophisticated group of eco-terrorists infiltrates a corporate gala inside, taking hostages and

Hate Watching No Holds Barred: Bad Guys, Body Slams, and Bathroom Humor

Apr 09 2025 89 mins  
Send us a text Dan is out sick so we go back into the vaults to release one of our favorite episodes! Enjoy! Professional wrestling blurs the lines between reality and entertainment, but 1989's "No Holds Barred" obliterates them completely. We journey into the bizarre world of Hulk Hogan's first starring film role and discover a movie that doesn't just feature wrestling—it create

Hate Watching The Gorge: Plant People Beware!

Apr 02 2025 79 mins  
Send us a text In the fog-shrouded valley where two superpowers meet, a deeply human story unfolds against the backdrop of Cold War tensions and ancient mysteries. The Gorge brilliantly pairs Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy as elite snipers stationed on opposite sides of a mysterious chasm, creating one of the most unique and compelling on-screen relationships of recent cinema. Wh

Hate Watching Prince of Persia The Sands of Time: A Video Game Adaptation That Almost Worked

Mar 26 2025 71 mins  
Send us a text What happens when a big-budget blockbuster has all the right ingredients but still fails to fully satisfy? That's the puzzle at the heart of our deep dive into 2010's Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, a film that cost hundreds of millions to make but couldn't capture the magic of its video game source material. The conversation kicks off with an examination of Jake Gy

Hate Watching The Electric State: Robots, Humans, and One Really Bad Wig

Mar 19 2025 122 mins  
Send us a text In "The Electric State," Netflix's visually stunning but narratively bewildering $300 million sci-fi adventure, we're transported to an alternate 1990s America recovering from a robot war that never quite makes sense. What begins as a promising exploration of technology addiction and human-robot relations quickly devolves into a confusing rescue mission with emotiona

Hate Watching Pathfinder: Swords, Snow, and Terrible Viking Fashion Choices

Mar 14 2025 92 mins  
Send us a text Step into the shadowy world of "Pathfinder," Marcus Nispel's forgotten 2007 action film that stands as a fascinating study in missed opportunities. Released in the same week as Zack Snyder's "300" with a comparable budget, this Karl Urban-starring vehicle attempted similar visual flair but stumbled where "300" soared. The premise holds genuine intrigue: a Viking chil

Hate Watching Conan The Barbarian: Epic Fails in Fantasy Cinema

Mar 05 2025 81 mins  
Send us a text Step into the chaotic realm of *Conan the Barbarian* (2011) as we dissect the questionable choices that left audiences bewildered. With Jason Momoa at the forefront, the film boasted a hefty budget but struggled to deliver more than spectacular visuals. We explore how the plot muddied character arcs, particularly in the lackluster relationship dynamics, leaving viewe

Hate Watching Flight Risk: Flying High and Falling Hard

Feb 27 2025 91 mins  
Send us a text Join us as we dissect the highs and lows of the acting profession while humorously critiquing the “so-bad-it’s-good” flick, “Flight Risk.” In this engaging episode, we dive into the core of what drives actors to pursue their dream careers, highlighting their desperate need for recognition and the hurdles they face along the way. Through laughter and insight

Hate Watching Oblivion: Tom Cruise, Sci-Fi Tropes, and CGI Marvels

Feb 19 2025 99 mins  
Send us a text Remember those childhood days of panning for gold at Knott's Berry Farm? We do, and it sets the stage for our throwback review of the 2013 sci-fi flick "Oblivion," featuring Tom Cruise. Does Cruise's undeniable charisma salvage a film riddled with clichés and predictability? We banter back and forth, questioning the originality—or lack thereof—of the movie as it

Kraven the Hunter: A Humorous Critique of Ambition, Absurdity, and CGI Missteps

Feb 12 2025 80 mins  
Send us a text What happens when a notorious villain tries to play the hero? The answer might leave you scratching your head as we untangle the cinematic web of "Kraven the Hunter." Imagine a film with all the ambition of "John Wick" but none of the coherence or thrill—yep, that's Kraven. We kick off with a side-splitting chat about voice impersonations before launching into our