Heeb and Goy

Dec 01 2024 44 ep. 76 mins 5
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2 grumpy dudes in their 50s with lots of complaints. One Jew & one gentile, giving their unique perspectives on our society. Each show includes what's currently aggravating us.

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Double in the Bubble

Jan 21 2024 84 mins  
This week we explore side-sitter PDA, pooping outside the home, a story of a crazy lady who stalked her boyfriend of 2 weeks, and we ponder the travails of attractive women in their 20s.

Guinea pigs and 'happy team members'

Apr 14 2024 90 mins  
Who knew that life as a 90s-era rock star would include close encounters with guinea pigs? The GOY regales us with tales of debauchery while the HEEB complains about corporate pablum and "Nick" in Hyderabad.

20 questions and urine

Apr 22 2024 60 mins  
The Heeb challenges the Goy to a game of 20 questions on critical topics of geezers' diets and hazardous materials. The Goy tells us a tale of a urine-soaked encounter with a young lady in the 90s. We also discuss the TikTok ban. It's a shonda!

The 3-minute gay kiss

May 19 2024 87 mins  
In this fun-filled episode, we delve into abnormal yet obligatory family get-togethers, the GOY seeking gainful employment, vomiting tweens in Wal-Mart, and the monetary value of a 3-minute gay kiss.

Everything is MY PROBLEM

Feb 26 2024 43 mins  
This week we discuss stories of everything becoming the HEEB's problem: e. coli in water, dumb questions from would-be guitar buyers, and renovations gone awry. We also discuss whether we can take good looking people seriously, and the soul-crushing process of selling anything online.

Unacceptable parenting choices

Aug 04 2024 86 mins  
The HEEB shares a story of a mother allowing her young children (1 barefoot, 1 not) on a Dunkin Donuts counter. We also discuss tropical storm hysteria, gym etiquette at 3am, and the philosophical question: "AM I THE PROBLEM?"

CLAPPING things along

Mar 03 2024 51 mins  
Heeeeeb Acres is the place for me! Stories of tractors, 5th wheels, and septic tanks. We also discuss more real estate woes, the GOY's desert whereabouts, and the confusion of being a "beautiful person."

Sandwich etiquette

Aug 08 2024 51 mins  
The GOY has a busy schedule of weekend tomfoolery so we do a rare Thursday episode. In today's kvetch-fest, the HEEB lays down the law on how to order a sandwich with an example of a local psychopath doing it the wrong way. The GOY then self-immolates about his appearance while drumming at a recent show. We discuss ordering an obscene amount of food at work, and some unreasonable d

Why did Howard Stern NUKE his legacy?

Sep 22 2024 90 mins  
We dissect Howard Stern's descent from cultural icon to broken weirdo. What happened? What were the incentives? Who are the players? Is Howard even AWARE that he nuked his fan base & legacy? And is there any hope he wakes up to reality?

CARMAGEDDON and "strangiato" Rush fans

May 06 2024 47 mins  
It's a dark day at the Heeb & Goy show as the GOY experiences a "worst case scenario" with his wheels. The Heeb tries to console an inconsolable Goy. We also discuss the angry Rush fans who insist NO, they're not douchebags...