How To Do Everything

How to make sure your surprise is a surprise, dress for the Kentucky Derby, and save money when you go on a cruise.

How to save money on gas, and keep your cake from going stale. Plus comedian and chronic hat-wearer Judah Friedlander from 30 Rock helps you avoid hat hair, and director James Cameron helps you get to the bottom of the ocean (alive).

A little extra bonus segment with Producer Blythe: how to get all sorts of free stuff on tax day next week.

How to: get a new species named after you, name your new hit sitcom, and name your new hit pharmaceutical. Plus: a correction, and your Belated March Madness winner! [Image credit: Fillmore Photography, Creative Commons/Flickr]

How to: fix a soaked iPhone, plan an expedition to the bottom of the sea, pick a pope for your religion, and cook gourmet food around the campfire. Plus: we crown the winner of our World’s Best Worst Song contest! [Image credit: Eric Dufresne, Flickr/Creative Commons]

How to keep your soap from getting gunky, get a Secret Service codename, grow the grossest flower ever, and raise chickens in the city. Plus: a March Madness update, and one more Iditarod dispatch from our favorite musher. [Image credit: Henrik Hansson, Creative Commons]

How to dye your river green, whistle with your fingers, and make your March Madness picks. Plus: a dispatch from the Iditarod, now in progress. [Image credit: Frank Kovalchek, Flickr/Creative Commons]

How to make a world-class paper airplane, get a free haircut, and sack a snake. Also, the final round of the World’s Worst Best Song contest, and we bring in an expert to help us settle a regional dispute. [Image credit: Creative Commons, Charles & Clint on Flickr]

How to eat an Oreo properly, forge a signature, and get rid of a song stuck in your head. Plus: we get a song stuck in your head in the penultimate round of our World’s Best Worst Song Contest. [Image credit: Bruno & Lígia Rodrigues, davipt on Flickr, Creative Commons]