Jaffa Takes

Dec 16 2023 45 ep. 85 mins 14
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Listeners, Kree! Jaffa Takes is a podcast that will take you through the entire Stargate saga, from the original 1994 movie, through all ten seasons of SG-1, as well as the spin-offs Atlantis and Universe! Join us as we visit dozens of planets that look exactly like Vancouver, Canada, as we see just how many alien menaces the US military can antagonize, and just how many times Daniel Jackson can die. Check us out on Twitter at @jaffatakes, like, rate and subscribe on iTunes, and send e-mails to [email protected]

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Episode 35 - As Teal'c Awoke One Morning He Found Himself Transformed

Dec 16 2023 119 mins  
After an extended strike-related hiatus, we’re back! And luckily, if you’ve forgotten where we were in the story, we’re easing you back in with a no-consequence, one-off episode. This week, Teal’c gets stung by a big ol’ gross bug, which as a result, starts turning him into more bugs. It’s a tale as old as time. So while he’s dying, he runs into a streetwise young gi

Bonus Episode 10 - Equestria Chapter 7

Jul 29 2023 22 mins  
Time for some exposition! Please be aware that in solidarity with the ongoing SAG-AFTRA strike, and following a request from the union, this podcast will go on hiatus until the strike is resolved so as to not promote the Stargate franchise for Amazon. Follow our Twitter at @jaffatakes, send an e-mail to [email protected], or join our channel on the Audio Entropy Discord

Bonus Episode 9 - Equestria Chapter 6

Jul 22 2023 15 mins  
This is what you want, isn’t it you sickos. Join our Twitter at @jaffatakes, send an e-mail to [email protected], or join our channel on the Audio Entropy Discord!

Episode 34 - I Want My Baby Back

Jul 15 2023 118 mins  
Where to even start with this one? There are three entire plots running through this episode, and each one of them is significant. They also, appropriately, all have to do with secrets. Secret the First: Sha’re is pregnant with a goa’uld baby, and we need to find out a way to keep him out of both Apophis’ and Heru’ur’s hands without them knowing we have him. Secret the Se

Bonus Episode 8 - Equestria Chapter 5

Jul 08 2023 15 mins  
The plot thickens, as Teal’c interrogates Epona’s First Prime to try to figure out just what is going on here, exactly. Follow our Twitter at @jaffatakes, send an e-mail to [email protected], or join our channel on the Audio Entropy Discord!

Episode 33 - Ceiling Jack Is Watching You Kel Mar Tokeem

Jul 01 2023 81 mins  
It’s your kid, Teal’c! Something’s gotta be done about your kid! That’s the gist of the news Bra’tac brings to the SGC this week. First of all, Apophis is alive (which the viewers knew but the characters only now learn), and second of all, he’s kidnapped Rya’c! This is all clearly a trap, but what are we gonna do, not save a kid? And maybe kill 9 or 10 of the very few

Bonus Episode 7 - Equestria Chapter 4

Jun 24 2023 14 mins  
Somehow we’ve found ourselves having to explain metal casting extreme body mod to a horse. Follow our Twitter at @jaffatakes, send an e-mail to [email protected], or join our channel on the Audio Entropy Discord!

Bonus Episode 6 - Equestria Chapter 3

Jun 10 2023 10 mins  
The ponies from My Little Pony: famously fans of the US Air Force? Follow our Twitter at @jaffatakes, send an e-mail to [email protected], or join our channel on the Audio Entropy Discord!

Episode 32 - Episode In A Bottle

Jun 03 2023 102 mins  
We come back with this extremely cheap episode, where the SGC is stuck with a hell of a predicament when they find a cool alien ball which, instead of allowing Samus to turn into a ball herself, turns out to just sprout spikes and generally become a nuisance. And by nuisance I mean “stabs O’Neill straight through his entire shoulder, pins him to the wall and infects him with an

Bonus Episode 5 - Equestria Chapter 2

May 27 2023 14 mins  
I have to hand it to ‘em, I didn’t think I’d ever hear the phrase “Jaffa horse dogfight”. Follow our Twitter at @jaffatakes, send an e-mail to [email protected], or join our channel on the Audio Entropy Discord!