Kill The Day

Apr 06 2021 1
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Comedian Elizabeth McKenzie offers up stories on how to kill your day on her podcast Kill The Day. In a world of productivity hacks and to-do lists a mile long, Kill The Day is a safe space to do sweet f*ck-all. Come for the humour, the no-holds-barred stories and juicy gossip. Kick back with a coffee – or a bourbon; who am I to judge? – and let’s waste some time together. Kill The Day is an irreverent take on life’s in-between moments.

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018. The Super Group Of Best Friends

Apr 06 2021 36 mins  
In this episode, Elizabeth talks about how she spotted Liam Hemsworth in Byron Bay and how her new goal is to now form a super group of best friends with Harry Styles, Liam Hemsworth and The Stripper From King Street. She also rants about why Josh should end up with Liza in the final season of Younger. Team Josh forever. Follow her on Instagram @elizabethellenmckenzie

017. The Wrong Side of 35

Mar 17 2021 35 mins  
In this episode, Elizabeth talks about her observations as someone who’s on the wrong side of 35 and as a result, takes a trip down memory lane to high school drinking, mid-20s drinking, and now finally, 35 and day drinking. She also covers stripped in Vegas, her three piles of laundry situation that keeps her young, and lame parents that are her age. Follow her on Instagram @el

016. Allergies, Anxieties and Breakdowns

Mar 08 2021 33 mins  
In this episode, Elizabeth talks about how her dad diagnosed her as having a “mental breakdown” last year and as a result, she tries to determine whether her allergies were a spiritual sign from the universe. She also gives the finger to humanity after watching Framing Brittney and a stolen phone incident. She also introduces her new-old internet boyfriend...Hayden Christensen.

015. Peter Kavinsky + Tennis

Feb 15 2021 39 mins  
In this episode, Elizabeth talks you through her very first tennis experience as well as her love of Peter Kavinsky - the greatest high school boyfriend to ever grace the screen. She also answers your letters about Valentine’s day, video games, and answers the question ‘Where is Liam Hemsworth now?’ Don’t forget to submit your letters for next week’s Loose Letters segmen

014. Super Bowl? More like Super Tight Jeans, And Your Letters

Feb 08 2021 48 mins  
In this episode, Elizabeth shares her Super Bowl experience and with the time difference it involves a Bloody Mary at 8.30am. Things start to devolve very quickly. She also discusses the cultural differences between American and Australia thanks to a random she met yesterday and Loose Letters has arrived! Elizabeth answers your letters on the email express hotline. Don’t forget

013. The Moon Made Me Do It, Capricorn Bitchin + Mark Ronson

Feb 02 2021 37 mins  
In this episode, Elizabeth shares her cheese-filled experience courtesy of one haunted full moon, her weekly horror-scope reading as a Capricorn and why her house cleaner saved her relationship. She also gives you an update on her internet boyfriends including her fears that she is now too old for Mark Ronson. Introducing.... Loose Letters. You can now email Elizabeth your thought

012. I Am All About Them New Year’s Resolutions

Jan 25 2021 32 mins  
Description: Coming in hot from her hiatus, Elizabeth is back with a brand new episode where she reveals where she’s been for the past two months. She covers her New Year’s Resolutions and how she accidentally manifested Olivia Wilde’s hook up with Harry way back in May 2019. She also talks about getting her US visa and what she plans to do with it. Follow her on Instagram @

011. I Am A Spiritual Wanker + Other Stories

Nov 30 2020 39 mins  
Since Melburnians are now allowed to unmask themselves outside, Elizabeth is unmasking herself in this episode. We find out how far off the spiritual deep end she went and what she did to overcome being a wanker. We also unmask the truth about her relationship with Hallmark Christmas Movies and let’s just say she’s going to need therapy. Follow her on Instagram @elizabethellen

010. I Am A Christmas Movie Connoisseur + Other Stories

Nov 16 2020 33 mins  
With Eddie and the pups out of town, Elizabeth is flying solo. Can she pull it off? Today she indulges in one of her favourite past times: Christmas movies. She talks through the top classic Christmas movies and gives an update on the 2020 releases and what she’s watched. She also provides a helpful two-part rating scale to determine whether the Christmas movie passes the test of

009. I Am A Dream Boyfriend Magnet + Other Stories

Nov 09 2020 34 mins  
After an incredible time with her most recent dream boyfriend, Elizabeth counts down her top five dream boyfriends and no, Harry Styles does NOT take out the number one spot. She does a deep dive into the history of her boy band obsession including the moment she met Blue at Highpoint as well as the interpretation of what famous people falling in love with you means. Follow her on