Lifewine Podcast

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An unscripted and NSFW comedy podcast about Lifetime movies...with wine! Stephanie and Rachel are different in almost every conceivable way except for a few key aspects: They love bad movies, they love hating romance, and they love wine. Join them along with Zach, their audio engineer and mediator, as they bring you a podcast about watching, critiquing, and laughing at Lifetime movies. The conversation always goes beyond the film; the best stuff is at the bottom of the bottle!

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89 - Dying to Belong (1997)

Oct 12 2021 69 mins

It may be 5 o’clock somewhere, but here, it’s always Lifewine Standard Time! Join us as we discuss DYING TO BELONG (1997), starring Hilary Swank, Sarah Chalke, Jenna von Oÿ, and Mark-Paul Gosselaar. Much like the stinky dried flowers and spices sitting on the back of Grandma’s toilet bowl, we promise to overpower even the most offensive attacks on your senses! Support the sh

88 - Devil's Pond (2003)

Oct 05 2021 68 mins

This week, we celebrate the birthday of our own personal bad movie connoisseur, occasional guest host, and unfaltering ride-or-die bestie: Kris M! Kris has supported the show since the very beginning (if you’re looking for someone to blame), so we are honoring him with a movie that stars his favorite leading lady, Tara Reid. In DEVIL’S POND (2003), we learn that it’s never a

87 - The Perfect Teacher (2010)

Sep 28 2021 68 mins

You’re traveling through another dimension; a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of morbid humor, irreverent commentary, and psychological dysfunction. Next stop: The Lifewine Zone! In THE PERFECT TEACHER (2010), starring Megan Park, David Charvet, and Boti Bliss, we disentangle our collective consciousness, intertwine parallel univ

Patreon Rewind! Beyond the Bottom of the Bottle Presents: FEAR STREET: Part One - 1994 (2021)

Sep 20 2021 82 mins

The Trinity needed to take a small break from their recording schedule, so this week we are sharing last month’s Patreon-only episode, FEAR STREET: Part One – 1994. We apologize for having to take a knee, but we’ll be resuming our regular schedule next week to bring you episode 87. Thanks for understanding, we love you! (and you’re fine) We are so excited for scary movie se

86 - 10 Year Reunion (2016)

Sep 14 2021 79 mins

For the next installment in our back-to-school compendium, we present 10 YEAR REUNION (2016) starring Kacey Clarke, Kayla Ewell, Jillian Nelson, and Anya Engel-Adams. After five high school besties create their pre-graduation time capsule, the one who holds the only key mysteriously dies. A decade later at their reunion, one of the friends sets out to unearth each other’s secrets

85 - Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy (2011)

Sep 07 2021 74 mins

You think the United States’ justice system is warped? Italy says, “Hold my chianti!” In AMANDA KNOX: MURDER ON TRIAL IN ITALY (2011), starring Hayden Panettiere, Marcia Gay Harden, and Vincent Riotta, we meet an American exchange student who finds herself the indagato principale in a sloppily handled murder case. We get melancholy at life, angry at wrongful convictions, and

84 - Dead on Campus (2014)

Aug 31 2021 78 mins

What better way to celebrate back-to-school season than with an academic assassination? In DEAD ON CAMPUS (2014), starring Katelyn Tarver, Tamara Duarte, and Nicki Aycox, we learn the Greek life may not be that different from the Mafia. We’re reading how to bake designer drugs, writing our memoirs, and arithmeticking the gestation of elephants. Educate yourself the Lifewine way!

83 - Appointment For A Killing (1993)

Aug 24 2021 68 mins

In honor of the recent passing of a comedy and feminist icon, we bring you APPOINTMENT FOR A KILLING (1993), starring Markie Post, Corbin Bernsen, and Kelsey Grammer. Lifetime meets Dateline in a St. Louis Steak & Ale as we talk killer dentists, fabric softener fetishes, and the horrifying concept of ever-recessing eye sockets. Support the show

82 - Secrets of Eden (2012)

Aug 17 2021 71 mins

Imagine an alternate universe where Uncle Jesse leaves Full House, moves to Vermont, starts banging all the hottest ladies in town, then becomes the primary suspect in a murder case. In SECRETS OF EDEN (2012), starring John Stamos, Sonya Salomaa, and Anna Gunn, we learn that not even decent talent can save a train wreck! Support the show