Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica

Mar 11 2025 111 ep. 23 mins 1.7k
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Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband, and in Madame Magenta & The Arcati Killer, she is pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. She also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans. *dependent on definition of ‘best-seller’.

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Jan 28 2025 21 mins  
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S4E7 - Prolapsed Rectory

Dec 29 2024 18 mins  
Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: A worrying phone call from Seraphina brings the coven back to Misty Moor Rectory... where all hell is, quite literally, breaking loose. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S4E6 - Catching Flies

Oct 21 2024 23 mins  
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S4E5 - The Maiden, The Mother, The Crone (and Bernard) (and Mr Baby)

Aug 29 2024 23 mins  
Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: The third member of the coven - Magenta's mother Seraphina - is now living at Misty Moor Rectory (much to Bernard's chagrin). And so, the Triple Goddess is complete! It's time to plan what to do about Mr Baby's cosmic cat flap... Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Ma

S4E4 - Lone Wolf

Jul 11 2024 25 mins  
Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: It's time for Magenta and Bernard to start building their coven! First recruit - their elusive and mysterious daughter Lindsay. But first, there's the small matter of the ghost wolf. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me

S4E3 - Mr. Baby

May 30 2024 17 mins  
Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: Mags and Bernie deal with an uninvited house guest(s). Misty Moor Rectory is a strange and ancient place... Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S4E2 - The Debutante's Waltz

Apr 04 2024 18 mins  
Read the Transcripts Magenta and Bernard are off on their second adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators, dealing with a client from their past - Margot Mockery. That's right! They're off to Mockery Manor! It's a crossover episode, baby! Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice

S4E1 - Guitar Ghost

Feb 06 2024 20 mins  
Read the Transcripts Join Magenta and Bernard as they wrangle a restless spirit on their first official adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators! Are you ready to RAWWWWK? Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S4E0 - Great Decisions (Prologue)

Jan 21 2024 8 mins  
Read the Transcripts Magenta & Bernard are appearing on the long-running home renovation TV show GREAT DECISIONS! Host Kenneth McCrag joins M&B at their new residence - Misty Moor Rectory - a vast, crumbling ruin in the middle of nowhere. It was very cheap. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg