Marked Safe: A Disaster Podcast

Dec 04 2024 199 ep. 60 mins 599

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Are you Marked Safe? Join friends Brianne and Melanie as they come together to share some of the worlds most incredible disaster stories and delve into the details and fallout from them.

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Concrete Waterfall: Hero Dogs

Dec 04 2024 64 mins

This week, Cody's future is uncertain, Melanie is more German than expected, Brianne doesn't want to stay the night, and we hear the stories of some good boys and girls. Content warnings: pet loss throughout episode, pets and humans in SAR situations, including 9/11.

Silence Equals Death: US Gay History 1979-Present

Oct 16 2024 72 mins

This week, Brianne is a reluctant snake advocate, the Reuben finally gets the exit it deserved all along, Melanie is bringing a delicious and trustworthy muffuletta, the US Military is roughly the size of a barge, Rock Lobster breaks down walls, and Subaru execs buy gay yachts. Content warnings: snakes, homophobia ranging from subtle to murderous, homophobic slurs, beating deaths,

Go Fight Your Own Damn War: US Gay History 1937-1978

Sep 09 2024 49 mins

This week, the US military's anti-gay methods always backfire, a researcher wants a do-over, lead paint poisoned papaws are too emboldened, Alfred Kinsey and Joe Exotic appear in the same sentence, and the government loves to watch. Thank you for your patience with some uneven audio this week! Content warnings: comparisons between homosexuality and incest/rape, brief recap of topic

This Won't Hurt a Bit: Funeral Potluck

Aug 26 2024 73 mins

This week, Oprah is wrong, Brianne drives the horse, Madison's grandma loves Jurassic Park, Lisa delivers the funeral kidnapping tea, Meagan's Grammy has a tramp stamp, Taylor has the best wedding gift, Serena is her granddad's favorite but not a limo driver's, Kaitlyn has a funeral crasher, Brianne keeps a list of Melanie's enemies, Sarah pours one (Dr. Pepper) out for a lost love

We Love a Hot Saint: US Gay History 1895-1936

Jul 12 2024 67 mins

This week, we're concerned this episode may curse you, Cody does it wild, Melanie is committed to the bit, Brianne twirls her mustache, and we continue our magical journey through Supreme Court hearings, an inventor's lab, an old-timey lesbian nightclub supposedly funded by a ring of hot rich butches, bedroom chambers with rose-printed wallpaper, a Navy YMCA, and the White House. C

The Biggest Sort of Friends: US Gay History 1600-1894

Jun 21 2024 66 mins

This week, Melanie settles for a blowie, Cody delivers a merely passable Tijuana hot dog, and we time travel to Colonial America, a Revolutionary War battlefield getting Queer Eyed by a Virgo, a gay shame parade, a Gold Rush-era gay B&B, the chambers of a US president whose attempts at wooing several gentleman have failed, a Civil War hospital, and a romantic streetcar on a sto

Eat Windex, Ya Dirty Food Swipers: Infestations

Jun 06 2024 71 mins

This week, Melanie gets all of you naked for an announcement, we may have found the ultimate meeting spot, Brianne and Abby don't really want to dive in, we compromise on haunted dolls, Brianne is unperturbed by horrifying quantities of pterodactyl-sized bats, Melanie receives a permit to take liberties with the French language, we get interrupted by a very on-theme daddy short-leg

Bald Headed Babies: Switched at Birth Part 2

May 24 2024 76 mins

This week, we hear from Captain Steeeve, Mel Anie doesn't get it, Brianne implores you to consider a radish, we raw dog the sandwich bracket, petting zoo rules come into play, and prankster papaws pair perfectly with old women with secrets. Content warnings: switched at birth, painful reunifications.

Bodies, Legs, Eyelashes, Noses: Switched at Birth Part 1

May 08 2024 70 mins

This week, Melanie curates a perfectly-Melanie date night experience, Brianne threatens the integrity of the bracket, Fuckboy Frederick sees an opening, a tall flower cannot be denounced, and DNA is just like one of many games. Content warnings: alcohol, orphanage life, mild discussion of traumatic labor and delivery, surprising DNA test results.

The Sleepytime Bear: The Lake Pontchartrain Causeway

Apr 27 2024 62 mins

This week, Brianne offers a substitute hot take, birds do not respond to polite requests, hitting record has detrimental consequences, we manifest sexy spreadsheets, the truth comes out about Melanie’s dad, we look for a fun place to meet our ends together in Tennessee, and soon the Sleepytime Bear will crawl from the earth screaming, just like a cicada. Content warnings: drownin