Movie Mastery

Apr 11 2025 251 ep. 76 mins 10.1k

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Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.

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Movie Mastery - The Astrologer (1976)

Apr 11 2025 69 mins

Another Astrologer? That's right, it's the other movie from 1975 with this name and probably the one we were supposed to watch initially. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - The Astrologer (1975)

Mar 29 2025 66 mins

We might have ended up watching the wrong The Astrologer from 1975 since there are two bad movies of that name from that year. This one is 90% dialogue! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Van Helsing (2004)

Mar 14 2025 79 mins

Wolverine fights the Duke from Moulin Rouge in a movie that sucks so bad and yet is a spectacle of absolute joy to watch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Robin and the Dreamweavers (2000)

Feb 28 2025 79 mins

The maker of He-Man and Fat Albert decided to make an adult cartoon movie about fighting the personification of internet porn addiction as a pitch for a show that I can't imagine being sold to literally any television company. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Sex and the City 2 (2010)

Feb 14 2025 86 mins

Having never seen a full episode of the show, this movie is possibly the worst way to be introduced to the property. It's just rich white people complaining and being awful but not in a fun way like Arrested Development. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Roller Blade (1986)

Jan 31 2025 75 mins

From the guy that brought us Baby Ghost, comes a movie that is just about the same level of quality but way more nudity, knives, and n-roller skates. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - The Beastmaster (1982)

Jan 17 2025 93 mins

A bog standard barbarian plot that gets just enough spice from the animal telepathy stuff to be kind of worth watching Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Kraven the Hunter (2024)

Dec 31 2024 102 mins

We return to the theaters to complete our grim duty of bearing witness to the slow and tragic mutilation of everything Spider-Man related that Sony shoves into the grinder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Ocean Drive Weekend (1985)

Dec 12 2024 88 mins

A listener's recently deceased dad worked on this movie but don't worry, they just did director of photography so they aren't fully to blame for this turd of a 60's nostalgia movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Dragon Storm (2004)

Nov 27 2024 79 mins

Sci-Fi Channel trying to cash in on Reign of Fire of all things spent a million dollars on this with almost all of that going to the cost of dragon effects and pyrotechnics and none of it to lighting or sound equipment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices