Movie Mastery

Mar 14 2025 249 ep. 76 mins 10k
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Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.

  TV & Film  Leisure
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Movie Mastery - Van Helsing (2004)

Mar 14 2025 79 mins  
Wolverine fights the Duke from Moulin Rouge in a movie that sucks so bad and yet is a spectacle of absolute joy to watch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Robin and the Dreamweavers (2000)

Feb 28 2025 79 mins  
The maker of He-Man and Fat Albert decided to make an adult cartoon movie about fighting the personification of internet porn addiction as a pitch for a show that I can't imagine being sold to literally any television company. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Sex and the City 2 (2010)

Feb 14 2025 86 mins  
Having never seen a full episode of the show, this movie is possibly the worst way to be introduced to the property. It's just rich white people complaining and being awful but not in a fun way like Arrested Development. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Roller Blade (1986)

Jan 31 2025 75 mins  
From the guy that brought us Baby Ghost, comes a movie that is just about the same level of quality but way more nudity, knives, and n-roller skates. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - The Beastmaster (1982)

Jan 17 2025 93 mins  
A bog standard barbarian plot that gets just enough spice from the animal telepathy stuff to be kind of worth watching Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Kraven the Hunter (2024)

Dec 31 2024 102 mins  
We return to the theaters to complete our grim duty of bearing witness to the slow and tragic mutilation of everything Spider-Man related that Sony shoves into the grinder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Ocean Drive Weekend (1985)

Dec 12 2024 88 mins  
A listener's recently deceased dad worked on this movie but don't worry, they just did director of photography so they aren't fully to blame for this turd of a 60's nostalgia movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Dragon Storm (2004)

Nov 27 2024 79 mins  
Sci-Fi Channel trying to cash in on Reign of Fire of all things spent a million dollars on this with almost all of that going to the cost of dragon effects and pyrotechnics and none of it to lighting or sound equipment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Runaway Nightmare (1982)

Nov 16 2024 70 mins  
This 70's movie that took so long to edit that it came out in the 80's has no redeeming factors. A comedy without humor. An exploitation film without anything risqué. Grainy sound and fuzzy images that serve no purpose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue (1998)

Nov 01 2024 90 mins  
Special guest Taylor Moore joins us to discuss an animated film that truly nobody asked for and that wastes an all star voice cast on the most direct-to-video sequel you could imagine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices