Movie Mastery

Nov 27 2024 242 ep. 76 mins 10k

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Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.

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Movie Mastery - Dragon Storm (2004)

Nov 27 2024 79 mins

Sci-Fi Channel trying to cash in on Reign of Fire of all things spent a million dollars on this with almost all of that going to the cost of dragon effects and pyrotechnics and none of it to lighting or sound equipment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Runaway Nightmare (1982)

Nov 16 2024 70 mins

This 70's movie that took so long to edit that it came out in the 80's has no redeeming factors. A comedy without humor. An exploitation film without anything risqué. Grainy sound and fuzzy images that serve no purpose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue (1998)

Nov 01 2024 90 mins

Special guest Taylor Moore joins us to discuss an animated film that truly nobody asked for and that wastes an all star voice cast on the most direct-to-video sequel you could imagine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter CottonHell

Oct 17 2024 78 mins

This is a movie that almost certainly stemmed from finding a weird rabbit marionette and then "writing" a "script" to use it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Slotherhouse (2023)

Oct 04 2024 77 mins

A horror comedy that forgets it's supposed to be comedic until about the last 10 minutes of the movie. At least the sloth puppet is kinda fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - The Dirt Bike Kid (1985)

Sep 21 2024 81 mins

A kid buys a magic dirt bike that helps him save the local hot dog restaurant by doing things that have nothing to do with riding a dirt bike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Soldier (1998)

Sep 07 2024 80 mins

I know I had seen this movie before but couldn't remember much and now having reviewed it for the show I know why. There is nothing to remember about this very boring movie about a a man that proves you're never to old to murder a bunch of people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Dracula 3000 (2004)

Aug 23 2024 73 mins

A vampire movie that is continually setting up interesting ideas and refusing to do anything with them because it needs that run time for sex jokes and weed references. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Bio-Dome (1996)

Aug 11 2024 73 mins

A movie that tries to be about two bumbling idiot heroes in the vein of Bill & Ted or Dude Where's My Car but has none of the charm, earnestness, or humor that make those work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movie Mastery - Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015)

Jul 19 2024 79 mins

This is the type of kid's movie that isn't just bad because it's low quality schlock but also because all the advice it's supposed to be giving to kids is actively detrimental. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices