My Brother, My Brother And Me

Apr 14 2025 772 ep. 61 mins 83.9k

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Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.

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MBMBaM 758: Ostrichhood

Apr 14 2025 52 mins

We’re diving into some deep scientific thoughts this week, asking and answering the really important questions. Like is a small wolf just a dog? How many pounds can an ostrich hold? How many Olympic swimmers can Justin name? And does pepperoni-flavored water make for a more luxurious pizza experience? Suggested talking points: Analog Fountains, Dire Wolves were Made to Taste Of

MBMBaM 757: Face 2 Face: Ain’t No Horny Like Goose Horny

Apr 07 2025 77 mins

We’re dominating LIVE from the Dominion Energy Center in Richmond, VA. The audience is honking to win Travis’s money while we answer needling questions about belting showtunes, same birthdays, and invoking That Frasier Feeling™. Suggested talking points: Vatican 2.3, Business Penguin, New Ways to Make Untertainment, Martin Crane Impersonator Who Brings His own Chair, Crime

MBMBaM 756: King Fuck of Bastard Mountain

Mar 31 2025 56 mins

Even though the three of us are openly displaying the inevitable crawl towards the grave with our greying hair and our outdated references, we are still here to help. We still know all the cool things, like the amount of wrestling one can watch with 2 kids, new and creative curses, and how many sides are in a square. Suggested talking points: Shakeup in the Curse Rankings, Set Fai

MBMBaM 755: Getting Crowded at Funny Beach

Mar 24 2025 64 mins

We're coming at you fresh from Terry Gross's Pledge Academy with some new jokes and some new tricks. We've got more haunted things, more expertise on chicken wings, and opinions about hiring several people with the same name. Suggested talking points: Murder on the Money Path, Wet Elliot, Canadian Chicken Wing Culture, Enderman for My Butt, An Authentic Nut Harmony House: https:/

MBMBaM 754: Dinglebuff Hufferbuff

Mar 17 2025 63 mins

Come spend a whole hour alone with us and our many birds. They've started getting rather creative with cuss words and talk about how they bedangled their weewoo. We're not sure what it means, either. Suggested talking points: One Very Motivated Marmoset, Vanilla to the Poor, Death to the Rich, The Sapphire Pimpernel, Jim Inside, Sad Dad Charcuterie Harmony House: https://harmonyh

MBMBaM 753: The Dicktine Chapel

Mar 10 2025 56 mins

Griffin has returned from the high seas just in time for us to take a question we’re actually qualified to answer. Along the way we rediscover the rule of threes, join a class action lawsuit, and try to figure out the best counter-move for an icebreaker. Suggested talking points: Adrien Brody’s Gumtoss, Standalone Ball Drawings, Mark Spotify CEO of Squarespace, Little House on

MBMBaM 752: A Complex Story About Beans

Mar 03 2025 57 mins

We’re celebrating our most gruntable season yet by crafting cool sentences with all the sounds. Wanna know how to join the Donut Club, or Phil’s Inner Circle? The hit play right now, because this is when we do our jobs. Suggested Taking Points: I Am Doctor Chomp, A Huge Influx of Groundhogheads, Skin That Smokewagon, Incidental Beatles Pizza Harmony House: https://harmonyhous

MBMBaM 751: Face 2 Face: Tragic Mike Tour

Feb 24 2025 78 mins

Vroom, vroom! We're staying Faster Than Fear with the first Thunder Drive show straight from Tampa! Things get wet and beachy in Florida as we dole out wisdom about Hulk Hogan, sexy farmers, the least nutty nut, and picking up pheasants. Suggested talking points: Wheres Cars Pees From, Brutus “The Candlestick Maker” Beefcake, Clear Legal Yes, Seagrass by Fortnite, Where the Lu

MBMBaM 750: A Thrupence and Nine

Feb 17 2025 62 mins

We may not be the best at spelling, except for Griffin who once won a McFlurry with his spelling skills. But you know what we are good at? Funny sex numbers! New ways of grinding! And making up new jingles for brands that are definitely not in a familiar, copyrighted tune! Suggested talking points: You Think You Know Everything Dougie, America Runs on Dunkin and So Can Your Wardro

MBMBaM 749: Christmas for Consumers

Feb 10 2025 56 mins

By the time you hear this, everyone will already know what all the cool new commercials at the Big Game were, but we have to make our own predictions. Was Indiana Jones in one? How about one about welding perfect dimes? Or maybe burning pictures of Baby Yoda? Suggested talking points: Which Side is Your Property On, In the Pocket of the Vibe, I've Discovered Burning Things, The Sa