Mystical American Patriots Society

Mar 17 2025 225 ep. 109 mins 112
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The Mystical American Patriots Society is a podcast-based community of individuals seeking individual sovereignty within the Free Will Realm. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more!

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S3E075: It’s Your Fault for Believing Us

Mar 17 2025 113 mins  
Chess lessons and black people speak a different language.Godward’s thoughts on the conversation with MyFitnessFeelings from last week.Benevolent dictatorship, trusting that your government doesn’t want to kill you, the noble lie.The government is following an alchemical process.The 4 phases of alchemy.We love the jews.Steelman arguments for lying to the public.People want to b

S3E074: Believe in Aliens and not Covid with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings

Mar 10 2025 163 mins  
Thank you to our supporters!Sleep injuries, rock-climbing injuries, sumo injuries and the Chuck Norris total gym.Covid retrospective, the most insane things people did, peak insanity, narrative inconsistencies and changing definitions.The body as a cosmos of itself.PCR tests, how they (don’t) work, trickery, playing with numbers.Cult-like behavior and scapegoating.Sympathizing wi

S3E073: Podcasting While on the Run from the Thought Police

Feb 25 2025 99 mins  
It’s time for the United States to stop caring about Europe.America doesn’t do philosophy.Taking over Greenland.Wars in non-white countries, no one cares or even knows it’s happening.Paratroopers, crazy people in the African military running around wearing wedding dresses and eating people.Interview with Duke of Alba about the current situation in Europe.More Linkswww.MAPSOC.

S3E072: Vampires are Real and the U.S. Government is Paying their Social Security

Feb 19 2025 84 mins  
We’re changing the show to make people feel smart.How do siphons work?How do mirrors work?Explanations that make 100% sense but aren’t true.Be comfortable looking stupid.Sumo’s new favorite grifter.Sumo’s adventures with window blinds and abandoned mines.There’s no free speech in Europe.Sumo is podcasting from the fringe and must hit a button every hour or the podcast die

S3E071: A Genuine Supervillain Plot

Feb 10 2025 91 mins  
It’s always the Super Bowl.Predictive programming, statistics, gambling on sports, sports are too optimized now and it’s too easy to influence the results of the game.DOGE and ridiculous government spending.Catholic churches trafficking refugees.“Mexicans are like cats.” -Sumo Sumo grosses out the audience.Mount Vesuvius and Pompeii, using A.I. to allegedly read old burned

S3E070: Riddles in the Dark

Jan 27 2025 82 mins  
Did Bilbo Baggins cheat? Changing the rules of the game.The New Jersey UFO/drone sightings are still happening, lots of weird stuff, mass hysteria.Making mistakes, making things bad on purpose, consent harvesting.Elon Musk’s Nazi salute.Saying things you don’t believe.Donald Trump is King of the World!If you play the game, you lose the game.Project Stargate’s shiny new A.I. p

S3E069: Kindergarten Speak Naively Combined with Murderous Rage

Jan 20 2025 125 mins  
The end of the world as we know it.Tik Tok and how social media sites work, servers are expensive, why did Vine fail?The Mystical American Patriots Society is the most banned podcast. The written word and audio seem to be mostly allowed but nothing else.Trump as Caesar and the end of the republic.Trump launches his $TRUMP meme coin. Cryptocurrency scams, usages, Hawk-Tuah girl did

S3E068: Paranormal Adventures with Special Guest Joshua Cutchin

Jan 06 2025 116 mins  
Everything that’s happened this year so far. Fake in the Real and Real in the Fake.Weird names again, we’re allowed to dislike Muslims again.The Trump Hotel Cybertruck explosion. How do you join ISIS? War with Iran, war with China. We’re due for some boundary redrawing, trying to get to Greenland.Six Degress of Hitler and family Hitler stories.Flashback!Joshua Cutchin Intervi

S3E067: Spinning Around the Reality Generator

Dec 29 2024 118 mins  
Being a white person in Asia is pretty awesome.Elon Musk’s pro-immigration tweets, Vivek doesn’t have good genes, he studied all the time and didn’t have a life.H1B Visas, being honest about wanting to have slaves, doing slavery in a better way.Slavery vs abortion.Slavery works.“Slavery is an amazing technology.” -SumoIntegration, multi-ethnic empires, bringing back frate

S3E066: The Sum of Many Zeros is Still Zero

Dec 09 2024 118 mins  
Cheering on murder, how insurance works, alternative solutions, money problems.Hyperventilating about the bad, the fuel Babylon runs on, people are animals who need to be managed and controlled.Be grateful for the system when you don’t have an alternative solution.Carl Jung’s Undiscovered Self book.Revolutions never work, the elites always get away.Look at the good and begin to