NiGHT SCHOOL

Jesse, Alana, and Izzy stumble through their oh-so-enlightened realizations about love, including why "dangerous" people are not your soulmate (shocking), and how stability is not boring—just grown. Somewhere, a therapist is beaming with pride. Jesse spills about going to Dave & Buster’s on election day…as a first date. Alana reflects on her apocalyptic last venture to Da

We’re serving literary debuts, dream blunt rotations, and sharing our latest crying session. Alana’s debut novel Hardly Strangers is officially OUT, and the chaos of writing it is giving "main character breakdowns but make it chic." From outlining (who knew it works?) to full-on psychosis, Alana spills all the tea on crafting her romance masterpiece. Next, we’re diving into

TL;DR: Hardly Strangers is the romance novel you didn’t know you needed, this pod ep will make you laugh-cry, and if Alana doesn’t write a sequel, Jesse is showing up with a pitchfork. 🌈📚“Hardly Strangers” out now: https://831stories.com/products/hardly-strangers-by-a-c-robinsonBabe, you’re not ready for this week’s NiGHT SCHOOL. Our literary icon Alana Cloud-Robi

Our first male guest Ben Walsh joins the Jesse and Alana this week! Ben is a fourth generation hair stylist and the straight male bff of the pod. Ben talks about growing up in Sacramento, going to therapy, finding friends in LA, his take on polyamory, and offers sage advice to our female listeners dealing with bum boyfriends. Net-Net: We need more Ben’s in the world. Follow Ben

This episode was inspired by a comment on our viral shrimp clip. Shoutout @bekahsunday who correctly guessed Alana was an Aquarius - this one for you girl. We have astrology expert and singer/songwriter Lianna Townsley joining us this week! Lianna breaks down Jesse and Alana’s charts, what they’re both like in relationships, and how their charts interact with one another and in

The girls break down their favorite Justin Bieber songs, what they think they're strengths and weaknesses are, their favorite international flavors ;), Alana's essay on Substack (linked below) & Queen Gina's feedback, and answer some ~spicy~ listener questions. Keida chimes in on the spicy questions with some... interesting (but helpful!) feedback. Also, Izzie shares an antidot

This episode we break down the zodiac signs we’re most attracted to, we explain to our producer Keida that dogs can be born in different countries, and answer listener questions about situationships, bad friends, and more. Alana shares her secret trick to gauge a guys interest at a bar, Izzie and Alana discuss how they love to yearn for a man’s unrequited love and Jesse is disg

We have special guest Kristin Chirico from @kitchenandjorn joining us this week !! We talk about the Buzzfeed era, Vidcon 2018, the TEA at the Streamy's, and Kristin's upcoming memoir and her story as a reconnecting native. Kristin answers listener questions including how to the worst food she's ever tried at Trader Joes, and how to support your trans-partner during the early stage

This week the girls discuss how they perceive themselves, how they think the world perceives them, how to get revenge on an ex in a demure "non-law-breaking" manner, and their earliest childhood memories. This episode is particularly unhinged with Alana discussing her intra uterine memories, an admission from Izzie that she stole money from Alana, and accusations that Jesse is "tin

The girls kick off spooky season with a tarot card reading, discuss Izzie's A1 wingwoman-ing, and answer some SPICY listener questions (tw:cheating). Alana shares a fun story about a date she went on in her early 20s with a celebrity, Jesse rails against men (as a whole and a concept), Jesse shares a bit more on facial blindness debacle, and Izzie shares her "reverse uno" theory on