No Player Connected

May 15 2024 34 ep. 63 mins
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We go into your favorite games and DON’T play them. But we will talk about them...

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Pools with AxeyMcAxeStuff

May 15 2024 59 mins  
We are joined once again by renowned game developer and deep water disliker, AxeyMcAxeStuff! We'll take a magnifying glass to Pools, a liminal space exploration horror walking game with Finnish attributes. Is that enough labels?

Baldur's Gate 3 Act 3 with nightingaelic

May 01 2024 101 mins  
We've finally made it to the big city in Act 3! Surely we can't spend nearly two hours JUST talking about the companion questlines, and necessitate another episode on Baldur's Gate 3, right? Right?

Baldur's Gate 3 Act 2 with nightingaelic

Apr 24 2024 93 mins  
Prof and nightingaelic venture into the Shadow-Cursed Lands in this episode, discussing the highlights of Baldur’s Gate 3’s second act. Who is the hottest of hotties in this part of the game? Does Shadowheart need to be the center of everything? Is it wrong to lunge at spirits of the forest?

Prerelease with Prof (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)

Apr 17 2024 35 mins  
On a very atypical episode of No Player Connected, Prof is going to talk about his recent prerelease experience with the latest set of Magic: the Gathering cards. Did he dress as a cowboy? Did he go undefeated? How did he manage to record this?

Content Warning with Stelle

Apr 10 2024 64 mins  
In the Old World, only content and the viewer numbers it brings matter. Strange Spooktubers in diving suits plumb the depths for horrifying moments to share with their viewership, risking life and limb. It’s in this harrowing landscape that we are joined by resident 4 player co-op horror adjacent expert Stelle! Can we figure out what has led the world to such a sorry state? Who a

Doom 3 with TrashMack

Mar 27 2024 76 mins  
Going in no particular order, Prof and Mack continue their journey through the Doom franchise! This time we take a look at Doom 3, a controversial departure from the typical Doom formula. Tight hallways, dark corners, and emails emails emails emails await the brave souls that travel to Mars in this Sci-fi shooter. But is it like... a good game?

Dead Space Extraction with Kaden

Mar 20 2024 72 mins  
Today we delve into the world of... other Dead Space games. Specifically the Wii exclusive, on-rails shooter, Dead Space Extraction! NPCs with terrible aim, learned helplessness, and graphic depictions of boss fights await you in this episode! Oh, and the main character is breathing softly in the background the entire time. Try to tune that out.

Helldivers II with Axey

Mar 13 2024 60 mins  
GOOD MORNING DRAUPNIR! Prof and Axey attempt to record another incredibly insightful episode planetside in Helldivers II. Will the local automaton forces be receptive to the podcast? What changes will come to the game? What changes will come to gaming itself? Will the debate around Starship Troopers ever end? Find out by plugging this episode directly into your patriotic ears right

Lethal Company with Stelle

Mar 06 2024 49 mins  
Escape from your daily grind at a corporate nightmare and come play in an even worse corporate nightmare! Prof and Stelle discuss Lethal Company, a game where highly expendable employees risk their lives to collect scrap for a faceless corporation.

Resident Evil 4 Remake with Mullet Wesker

Sep 21 2023 71 mins  
For our season finale, we are joined once again by horror fanatic MulletWesker, to talk about Resident Evil 4! Specifically, we’re discussing the 2023 remake, which has joined in on the trend of remakes and remasters. Graphic overhauls, gameplay tweaks, and even plot changes await those who enjoyed the original 18 years ago, and are looking for more. And what is our locale for th