Not To Be A Bitch, But...

Dec 21 2023 200 ep. 73 mins 35

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"Not to be a bitch, but I am who I am." The first time Brooke said these words, she realized she could say anything she wanted without being judged as harshly. Settle in for some good old fashioned girl talk with Brooke, Katie, and their friends as they tell it like it is and give unpopular opinions about all aspects of life including but not limited to k pop, boy bands, romance, and pop culture.

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Our Holiday Special 2023: Catching Up, Reminiscing and WONKA!

Dec 21 2023 112 mins

Brooke and Katie are back after a whopping three months to catch up and reminisce on all the things we haven’t been able to cover since our hiatus. We discuss our roses and thorns of pop culture this year including Wonka being movie of the year, Taylor and Travis, BTS all being in the army, and the rise and fall of And Just Like That’s Che and Miranda. We also discuss Love On t

Jophie Divorce, Preyed On By Swingers & Patriotism But Make It Slay

Sep 14 2023 47 mins

Surprise! Brooke and Katie are back and ready to talk about the need to bring back Americana in a wholesome way, Michael Kay’s Rome vlog that went just about exactly how we would expect, and Katie’s first non-D*sney cruise on Virgin Voyages where she got the news that Jimmy Buffett passed away. We also discuss this year’s return of Halloween Horror Nights, people trying to ca

Gaylors Finally Win, Therapy & Coming Out… As Autistic!

Aug 17 2023 72 mins

Brooke and Katie are indeed back and discuss THEE Gaylor Super Bowl - Karlie Kloss’s attendance at the last LA show of the Eras Tour! We also talk about Taylor’s wild Instagram post featuring a “proud” bracelet with a rainbow filter. We talk about Aidan being the best thing that has happened to And Just Like That, and look forward to My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3. Brooke opens

Dom Corona: From Nicki To Mickey

Aug 03 2023 73 mins

Brooke and Katie attempt to make it up to all of our lovely little Bitch Butts who have been SO patient with our frequent hiatuses by bringing on a celebrity guest this week! Most of you know Dom Corona as a Disney Fine Artist and father to his dog, Nemo, but few know that he is also a Barb with exceptionally sensitive corneas and our friend of 5+ years. We discuss the iconic circu

Running Into Twice, X-Rated Che Diaz & Jungkook F*CKS

Jul 20 2023 55 mins

Brooke and Katie reunite after a two week hiatus to rapid fire discuss many of the things we haven’t gotten to cover during our time off. We talk about our weekend trip to Atlanta for the Twice concert and Brooke’s birthday, including visiting the Center for Puppetry Arts, running into Momo and Nayeon at the Georgia Aquarium, and watching graphic sex scenes between Che and Mira

Who Is Attending Pink Concerts, Incels Against Tiana & Wanting James Cameron

Jun 29 2023 78 mins

Brooke and Katie recap Katie’s weekend in California, talk about inches on Twitter who think Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is going to be failure, and unpack who goes to Pink concerts and how she has been on tour for the last several years consecutively. We also rank what we would most to least want to do out of hiking Mount Everest, going to space, or going to the bottom of the ocea

Pixar Characters You Didn't Know Were LGBT, Elemental & TxT & the Jonas Brothers

Jun 22 2023 66 mins

Brooke and Katie give our honest review on Pixar’s latest movie, Elemental. We express our excitement and anticipation for the first openly non-binary Disney/Pixar character, Lake Ripple, the annoying people in the theater ruining the experience for us, and discuss what was lacking in the romance between the two main characters. We also go through every Pixar movie up to 2015 and

Shiny Happy People, Sexy Lisps & Dragged In the Chick-Fil-A Drive Thru

Jun 15 2023 79 mins

Brooke and Katie finally get to discuss our personal Super Bowl - the Duggar Family docuseries Shiny Happy People! We discuss everything we’ve learned about the IBLP cult, unfortunate follow ups on some of the commentators that include restraining orders for vicious abuse, unflattering things about the people involved that are conveniently left out of the show, and more. For our

Katie & Beth’s Birthday Bash, Stney Clver Celebrates White Gay Pride & Samantha On And Just Like That

Jun 08 2023 46 mins

Brooke and Katie chat about BTS’ ten year anniversary and Festa, Mr. Morrow absolutely slaying, and a recap of Katie and Beth’s annual birthday bash. We also talk about the Stoney Clover Lane pride collection, Samantha making a cameo in And Just Like That, and Taeyong’s Shalala. For our NTBABBs we discuss mayonnaise haters and being attracted to Michael Cera.

Lin Manuel Miranda’s The Little Mermaid, YASSing Into Pride Month & Meeting Celebrities At Work

Jun 01 2023 83 mins

Brooke and Katie give our full review and recount our experience seeing The Little Mermaid, but of course we can’t stay on topic the whole time! We also talk about the kickoff of Pride month, meeting and seeing celebrities at work, and ranking the live action Disney movies. For our NTBABBs we talk about people who wear Apple watches to weddings and Taylor Swift and Matty Healy be