Onesies

Feb 02 2025 149 ep. 45 mins 1
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A podcast discussing one season television shows; currently discussing FREAKS AND GEEKS (1999).

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16.2 96% of a Space Ball (A Marked Improvement), or: Quark (1977) 2 of 8

Feb 02 2025 52 mins  
Surprises abound as Emily and Andrew head back onto their star trek for space garbage, discovering maybe Buck Henry didn't have the right take on ol' QUARK. It's a longer episode (Pilot Two is 45 Minutes), with way less problematic vibes, no shitty transphobes, and a swell guest star.

16.1 Everybody Comes to Quark's (Bad, Buck, Bad), or: Quark (1977) 1 of 8

Jan 25 2025 41 mins  
Emily and Andrew blast off to a galaxy far, far away, where Richard Benjamin does a quirky* sci-fi sitcom straight-faced. Quirky meaning proto-transphobic, sexist, and pervy. Listen as the intrepid hosts brave pre-STAR WARS nighttime television sci-fi!

15.7 Double-Length Season Finale (Did Anyone Watch), or: Duck Patrol (1998) 7 of 7

Jan 18 2025 61 mins  
Emily and Andrew dock for the very last time with Prof, Darwyn, Simon, Theodore, and all the rest of the gang. There's a lot of (talking about) action (and talking about talking about action from our intrepid hosts), and not much else. There's a lot of tangents, both because Emily and Andrew aren't interested in talking about the show, and because they're setting up

15.6 On The Wind (Who Wants Chutney), or: Duck Patrol (1998) 6 of 7

Jan 11 2025 35 mins  
In an episode so cozy it's hard to determine when, if anything, any events occur onscreen, Emily and Andrew try to keep the boat on track. Even as they have to discuss women supporting women, David Tennant mooning, and... dancing, perhaps? Something else for sure. Nothing interesting, obviously.

15.5 Ducks Over Horses (Let's Get Cozy), or: Duck Patrol (1998) 5 of 7

Jan 05 2025 24 mins  
Completing the show's very special New Year's duet, Emily talks about how well DUCK PATROL executes its duck-related puns, muted dramatics, thrill sequences, and much more. Andrew offers useful, helpful observations.

15.4 It's a New Year's Miracle (What Are We Watching), or: Duck Patrol (1998) 4 of 7

Dec 29 2024 19 mins  
As listeners can guess, Emily and Andrew employ a rigorous, industry-best process for making sure they're in sync when preparing for the show. This week, we all get to enjoy that dedication as the hosts discuss mermaids, mooning, reading, and coziness. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

15.3 Pass the Beer (Kit or Not Kit), or: Duck Patrol (1998) 3 of 7

Dec 22 2024 30 mins  
The intrepid lads and lady of DUCK PATROL find themselves in hot water for not cracking enough skulls. Emily and Andrew find themselves bored watching as they figure out how to make it appear they're getting the job done. Sort of. This episode does not turn Emily around on the show.

15.2 Animal Husbandy (Time to Retire), or: Duck Patrol (1998) 2 of 7

Dec 16 2024 29 mins  
Emily and Andrew settle in for another cozy mystery on the waterfront featuring bad communication about staff parties, British men who like sheep, and boats. No ducks, at least?

15.1 Fair Weather Ahead (The Password is Cozy), or: Duck Patrol (1998) 1 of 7

Dec 09 2024 24 mins  
Despite Andrew's attempts to find an Emily-friendly subject show (ahem, David Tennant), DUCK PATROL receives a milqetoast welcome. Which tracks, given the substance of the show, which is about police corruption and incompetence, as are all police shows, ducks or not.

14.10 Bon Voyage! (Lobster Boy), or: Dweebs (1995), 10 of 10

Nov 26 2024 38 mins  
Emily and Andrew reach the end of another one season wonder or blunder and are left with many a question about their decisions. You too, dear listener, will be left with questions because Andrew gets the name of next season's show wrong! But join our intrepid hosts as they bid farewell to DWEEBS and Stephen Tobolowsky (for now?).