Paws & Clause

Skystripe: And now introducing, ThunderClan's most eligible bachelor... Graystripe!Sparrowheart: She-cats, this guy has it all! Destiny, adventure, vows, trauma...Skystripe: A vaguely homoerotic relationship with his best friend....Sparrowheart: What's not to love?A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari.Find us on th

Sparrowheart: Pour one out for Hawkfrost...An impeccable villain. Gone but not forgotten.Skystripe: Well...Not really gone, either.Sparrowheart: Oh, you mean how his spirit walks in the Dark Forest as we speak, plotting his continued crusade for power?Skystripe: Yes. That. You don't seem that concerned...Sparrowheart: Eh...What's the worst that could happen?A show about Warrior Cat

Skystripe: Fuckboy Ashfur is such a fun version of Ashfur.Sparrowheart: So messy.Skystripe: And as evidenced by the fact that we are on the fourth season of this... we do love mess.A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari.Find other great shows on the network at The Worst Garbage.Find us on the internet:https://twitte

Skystripe: I think we get funnier as things get more off the rails in these books.Sparrowheart: You think so?Skystripe: I mean, you do mention "kin lists" today.Sparrowheart; That was a slip of the tongue!A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari.Find other great shows on the network at The Worst Garbage.Find us on the

Skystripe: I'm no geologist, but I've seen rocks before.Sparrowheart: Yep. And I've seen cats before.Skystripe: Huge if true. I need the dimensions for my 1 to 1 scale recreation of the forest territories.A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari.Find us on the internet:https://twitter.com/PawsandClausehttps://pawsclau

Skystripe: StarClan will say they were really good friends.Sparrowheart: The best of friends even.Skystripe: Bosom buddies.Sparrowheart: Gal pals.Skystripe: Lesbians, even.FURTHER READING: Warrior Cats and Anti-Indigenous Writing: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nnCCD4TfR-5MZie9hQgpDfEE4mYpCtjNXQpD9VqOkxs/mobilebasicA show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jilli

Skystripe: Whew, now that our prophecy is out of the way, we finally have some time to just... chill.Sparrowheart: Wait, Skystripe, didn't you hear?Skystripe: Hear what?Sparrowheart: We have a new prophecy!A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari.Find other great shows on the network at The Worst Garbage.Find us on th

Sparrowheart: Even if sometimes we have differing opinions...Skystripe: Like what makes the ideal salad...Sparrowheart: Or Ravenpaw getting a warrior name...Skystripe: There's one thing we can ALWAYS agree on: The cats...Sparrowheart: The cats...Skystripe: Are gay.Sparrowheart: ...Display a distressingly advanced capacity for planning-- oh. Yes. Are gay. That too.A show about Warri

Skystripe: I mean, here's the thing. Are vampire moles really that out of the question for this series?Sparrowheart: At this point in canon, probably. Later, however...Skystripe: Sign my new petition to add vampire moles into Warriors!A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari.Find us on the internet:https://twitter.com

Sparrowheart: Confronting your mistakes is difficult!Skystripe: I wouldn't know, I've never made a mistake.Sparrowheart: ... sure...A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari.Find us on the internet:https://twitter.com/PawsandClausehttps://pawsclausepod.tumblr.com/https://bsky.app/profile/pawsandclause.bsky.socialhttps: