Sneaker? I Don't Even Know Her! And Other Terrible Punchlines
Mar 15 2023
12 mins
This week the thrilling footwear mystery comes to an end. But not a spectacular end. A sad, disappointing end. The kind where the shoe's family only shows up because maybe there is something good in the will, but there isn't, and now everyone is sitting around eating room temperature meatballs and sweaty cheese. "At least it's over," says the shoe reverend, and they all agree. -Mar