Save Your Bacon

To own a boat is the sea-lover's dream. To release a boat into the wild is the boat's dream. It may hurt at first. It may feel like a rabbit kicked you in the face. But you need to let the boat be it's own... boat. Farewell Sharkproof! To infinity and beyond and also this meeting. TALKING POINTS: Rabbit Kicks Flea Circuses Mom's New Pager Million Dollar Purchase --- Support thi

Holes. Man, where do I start? Good for Will? Check. Good for trapping rats? Yup. Good for exclaiming to police officers when you're about to enter their town and rob a bank? It'd be against the law to not do that. Shoot why holes seem to so incredible Shia Labeouf made a whole movie about them! TALKING POINTS: Shipt Exclamations No Mask, No Smiles Human Mouse Trap 100 Mile Garage

Grab your Bean Supreme and let us all collectively scream into our iPhones about how we desperately need a red ball or shower onions! The power is in your folks! Today's episode really teaches you how to take control of your life and also how to re-create a very nostalgic piece of a Nickelodeon obstacle course. TALKING POINTS: Benefits of Coffee Tricking the FBI into free stuff Ca

DISCLAIMER** Please never do eye exercises while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. People always talk about "don't drink and drive" and "don't text and drive". Not enough people mention how hard it is to drive when you're physically forcing exercise upon your eyes. Also, guys, lemme tell ya. You've never SEEN a meatloaf like the Beastloaf. The Grinch would look at his Roast Bea

Have you ever been magnetically pulled into a building at great speeds because you forgot you built it out of complete metal years ago? Ever thought about putting hot pockets ON a bigger pizza? You're so in the right place. TALKING POINTS: Walking Up Walls Practice Holding Babies My Bad Stalker New Pizza Topping --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/

Guys. I promise we'll eventually learn to turn the audio in our headphones down to get rid of that sweet juicy echo. But, until then, try to guess some laws that really shouldn't exist. Except for one, in the title, that kind of exists everywhere and really isn't creative at all. I mean AT ALL. Come on, Utah. TALKING POINTS: Awful Laws #1 Carving an A in the moon Do's and Don'ts o

Will is in North Carolina this week, so here’s a compilation of legal advice style questions we’ve had over previous episodes! In case it’s not clear, it’s definitely not real legal advice so please don’t walk through airports naked or think you can get away with murder. Both are very bad. Please don’t do either of them. Just listen and laugh. TALKING POINTS: Trespassed

Join us anybody and everybody in celebrating the two year anniversary of Save Your Bacon this New Year's Eve with some goofy awards, some genuine love, and some final questions to wrap up the year! TALKING POINTS: Ned Nog The SYB Award Show What To Do With All of Your Saved Bacon Could You Hate Someone Who Adores You? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod

Did... Did Will just let Zane tell that dirty dishes question? All, sad news folks. I don't think a Glitzy Bear is a real thing. But, hey, prove me wrong. Hey, can I eat this fire stopping foam? TALKING POINTS: Sun Sized Human Keep Hair or Go Bald Is Fire Extinguisher Foam Edible Can Bears Overdose on Cocaine --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sav

MERRY CHRIS MASSEY TIME YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMANS (yes, it's true, a joke we made before MBMBaM)! It's a holiday time which means it's a holiday episode full of questions, stories, and shoutouts! TALKING POINTS: Chris Massey Time Ned Nog Mistlefeet Real-Life Mario Storytime Simulator --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/saveyourbacon/support