Say Podcast and Die!

Dec 23 2024 160 ep. 52 mins 99
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Two queer horror nerds sit in a closet and revisit R.L. Stine's Goosebumps series. New episodes every first and third Monday!

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Theories & Queeries #30

Dec 23 2024 49 mins  
Andy and Alyssa return to the world of Give Yourself Goosebumps with #12: Welcome to the Wicked Wax Museum. As they explore this presumably Massachusetts-based attraction, they encounter history, horrors, Easter eggs, and puzzling workplaces.Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at [email protected] // Theme music by Haunted Corpose

S3E05 - Dr. Maniac vs. Robby Schwartz (Goosebumps HorrorLand #5)

Dec 02 2024 67 mins  
Andy and Alyssa read Goosebumps HorrorLand #5: Dr. Maniac vs. Robby Schwartz, which achieves the distinction of being the worst book they've read for the podcast (so far). Along the way, they discuss questionable fashion choices, Ice Capades, unhinged male villains, veggie burgers and nachos, bizarre catchphrases, the blending of the main story with the HorrorLand plot, the Gingerb

S3E04 - The Scream of the Haunted Mask (Goosebumps HorrorLand #4)

Nov 18 2024 55 mins  
This week, Andy and Alyssa read Goosebumps HorrorLand #4: The Scream of the Haunted Mask. As they reacquaint themselves with Carly Beth Caldwell, they discuss trauma, bad friends, lopsided grins, scary horse things, ghost animals, obscure historical attractions, and the mysterious shopkeeper's motives.Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at [email protected] //

Theories & Queeries #29

Nov 05 2024 35 mins  
In this bonus episode, Andy and Alyssa revisit their old game, RLS vs LMN -- with a twist. This time, Andy must guess whether a plot summary was written by R.L. Stine, the Lifetime Movie Network, or Chat GPT. Play along and let us know how you did!Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at [email protected] // Theme music by Haunted Corpose

S3E03 - Monster Blood for Breakfast! (Goosebumps HorrorLand #3)

Nov 04 2024 54 mins  
Andy and Alyssa read Goosebumps HorrorLand #3: Monster Blood for Breakfast! Along the way, they discuss cool kids, science versus sci-fi, food issues, confusing size logistics, wild science fair projects, steroids, and the horrors of the Internet.Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at [email protected] // Theme music by Haunted Corpose

S3E02 - Creep from the Deep (Goosebumps HorrorLand #2)

Oct 21 2024 51 mins  
This week, Andy and Alyssa read Goosebumps HorrorLand #2: Creep from the Deep. As they reacquaint themselves with Billy and Sheena Deep, they discuss submersibles, pirates, the undead, folktales, body and face horror, bad childcare, and more. Spoiler alert:not a single frickin' mermaid to be found! Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at [email protected] // The

S3E01 - Revenge of the Living Dummy (HorrorLand #1)

Oct 07 2024 58 mins  
Andy and Alyssa are back! They kick off the new season with Goosebumps HorrorLand #1: Revenge of the Living Dummy.Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at [email protected] // Theme music by Haunted Corpose

S02E39 - Ghost in the Mirror (Goosebumps Series 2000 #25)

Nov 06 2023 61 mins  
At long last, Andy and Alyssa wrap up Series 2000 with the final installment: Ghost in the Mirror. Along the way, they discuss interior design hot takes, monster twists, friendship reversals, scary furniture, splatterpunk, and more.Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at [email protected] // Theme music by Haunted Corpose

S02E38 - Earth Geeks Must Go! (Goosebumps Series 2000 #24)

Feb 27 2023 62 mins  
This month, Andy and Alyssa read Goosebumps Series 2000 #24: Earth Geeks Must Go! As they discuss the penultimate book in Series 2000, they consider aliens, bugs, animal intelligence, bad assignments, baffling world building, body horror, and more.Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at [email protected] // Theme music by Haunted Corpose

S02E37 - Slappy's Nightmare (Goosebumps Series 2000)

Jan 30 2023 66 mins  
In their first episode of 2023, Andy and Alyssa discuss Goosebumps Series 2000 #23, Slappy's Nightmare. Along the way they discuss curses, stand-up horror, the nature of good deeds, doubles, multiple POVs, and a twist on the usual Slappy narrative.Follow @saypodanddie on Instagram, and get in touch at [email protected] // Theme music by Haunted Corpose