Shitty Cinema

Dec 08 2024 309 ep. 38 mins 76

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Shitty Cinema is a comedy podcast about three film masochists that love movies but hate themselves. We recommend starting with newer episodes, or movies you’ve watched before. But you don’t have to take orders from a screen man, that’s on you.

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The Last Witch Hunter - It's Magic

Dec 08 2024 35 mins

This week we dive deep into Vin Diesel's OC. How does his D&D character fare in this movie? We all try to impersonate him to find out. Plus, Dave wishes he could be a witch just to make his messy house look clean, Casey discovers her feelings about Vin Diesel with a mohawk and beard, and Jay is jealous nobody wants to make a movie out of his favorite D&D character. Visit

Cade: The Tortured Crossing - It's Magic

Dec 02 2024 43 mins

Neil Breen's green screen dreams won't make you feel unclean, but we're calling PETA on his tiger queen. Listen to figure out what that means? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Billy Jack - Blue Jean Badasses

Nov 24 2024 48 mins

Will Dave use his secret Google to find out about Tom Laughlin's foot phalanges? Will he ever get over his fear of community theater nerds? And most importantly, who hurt him? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Firewalker - Blue Jean Badass

Nov 17 2024 39 mins

New Cinemite drinking game: every time Casey screams "Gimli" or refers to Chuck Norris' "shit sweat" take a drink. Sit and liksten as we process Dave's selection this week. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Redeemer - Blue Jean Badasses

Nov 10 2024 37 mins

Dave learns another important IMDB tags lesson while Jay and Casey learn that a real Chilean dentist doesn't kick you in the chest to remove a loose tooth. Who knew? Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Remo Williams - Blue Jean Badasses

Nov 03 2024 39 mins

Fred Ward dazzles us in the most blue jean badass way possible: killing dozens of construction workers at a national monument. We assume that our founding fathers wipe away a tear of approval. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Lucky Girl - Ramblin' 'N Gamblin'

Oct 28 2024 38 mins

Sometimes you have to read the IMDB tags on a movie to find out what kind of Canadian debauchery we've gotten ourselves into. And by you, we mean Dave, because he's got good insurance. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Wildcard - Ramblin' 'N Gamblin'

Oct 20 2024 40 mins

This week we see Jason Statham over stimulated, and over Milo Ventimiglia's awful date ideas. While we love a whimsical Tucci everyone is going to need to donate to Jason Statham's solid food fund. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Stealing Las Vegas - Ramblin' 'N Gamblin'

Oct 13 2024 40 mins

While watching this film Casey is reminded of the "Where's My Money Bitch Holes" on the Price is Right, Dave refuses to believe that this isn't a student project that scored Eric Roberts, and Jay falls in love with an unlikely person. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Runner Runner - Ramblin' 'N Gamblin'

Oct 08 2024 35 mins

Jay and Casey try to make a compliment sandwich but struggle when the only filling is this shit film. Dave loses his mind of the lack of poker playing and Justin Timberlake's performance is almost as captivating as a yeast infection. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema