Sunday Papers

Everybody is in jail this week: Florida man, Texas boy, The Boston Bomber and El Chapo. Also Trump both smelt it and dealt it.

We look back (but not directly at) the solar eclipse and fantasize about beating a man up at Disney world. Also Korea may steal all of Bitcoin.

We celebrate Greg’s birthday, the eclipse and NCAA basketball. There’s an earthquake in NY and an attack with a bible in Florida. Also, The British Parliament is pretty gay.

Did Diddy do it? Ghislaine Maxwell is grooming herself in prison, and Trump is publishing God's "Art of the Deal." This week's Florida man stars a California man.

A St Paddy’s Day recap, Mitch McConnell’s sister in law plays submarine w/ her Tesla, a paralyzed man plays chess w/ his mind and a FLA Man plays target practice w/ his roommate. Plus a mass murdering Uber driver.

Pornhub is blocked in TX, condoms are blocked in AZ and Neil Young is no longer blocking Spotify. A nude woman does jumping jacks on her lawn, and where the hell is Kate??

Episode 207. It’s Oscar night and we make out picks. A Georgia man takes drugs and arrests cops, Kellogg's CEO suggests breakfast for dinner, coffee grounds cure Parkinson's, and if you need adrenal you are shit out of luck. Thanks to our sponsors: Download the GameTime app, use code: Papers joindeleteme.com/papers

A naked woman on Venice Beach takes on a character from GOT, a lactating mom makes a mess on Delta, a serial killer in Idaho can’t be killed and Satanic priests will be counseling Florida teens.

Man wants Musk’s Neuralink chip in his brain to make him stop cheating, Malia Obama is no longer Malia Obama, A Florida man has something gross in his nose, and it turns out apes have a sense of humor.

The last words on Travis/ Taylor, Kanye is uncancelled, maggots fall from the overhead bins in Detroit and an India woman is almost cremated when she has a few good years left.