Surviving Paradise

Oct 28 2024 131 ep. 68 mins 29
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We can give you 144,000 reasons why overlapping generations aren't a thing. Each week features a look at subjects, experiences and observations from the world of Jehovah's Witnesses, all through the eyes of a former elder who was raised as a JW in the 70's & 80's. Lots of laughs and even some tears. Beards allowed, leave your head coverings at the door. Bring a cheese danish.

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Jehovah's Witnesses Are Told to Avoid Nostalgia and the Past!

Oct 28 2024 68 mins  
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses has a new video on their website featuring counsel to avoid being nostalgic about the past. For a little under nine minutes, 'god's organization' ironically digs into the PAST to counsel their people about not looking... into the past. Misapplying an ancient book known as the Bible... and citing things like manna and mysterious clouds, to r

2024 October JW Broadcasting: Obey the Governing Body & Jesus Goes Country!

Oct 21 2024 79 mins  
This month's spiritual feast includes reminders to not give up, the end is almost here; obey the Governing Body even when it makes no senses... and Jesus breaks out the cowboy boots and flannel in his latest music video to the masses. Park your tractors, bring your dog... and listen in!TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Highlights From the 2024 Annual Meeting of Jehovah's Witnesses: New Kings!

Oct 14 2024 75 mins  
With Armageddon imminent, Jehovah's Witnesses are adding to Jesus' royal court on earth with two new king/priests; the Governing Body is lowering age restrictions for their free labor program and a reminder that they have their own museum in Patterson, New York!TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Should You Try to 'Wake Up' an Elderly Jehovah's Witness?

Oct 07 2024 62 mins  
When someone leaves Jehovah's Witnesses they are left with the pain of knowing those they love, including elderly parents, are still trapped under the spell of the Governing Body. Should you try to wake an older one up to the truth about 'the truth?' What are the ramifications of learning it's all a lie for someone advanced in age? It's a complex decision. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINST

Jehovah's Witnesses & Music: A Historical Look at Rock, Disco, Song Books & More!

Sep 30 2024 65 mins  
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses recognize the power of music. Listen in as we take a journey through their wise counsel regarding music, including rock, disco and rap... as well as a look at their own musical masterpieces captured in their song books. No bees were molested during this episode.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

September 2024 JW Broadcasting: Jehovah Personally Helps the Disadvantaged?!

Sep 23 2024 70 mins  
Tune in as the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses gaslights planet earth by claiming Jehovah springs into action to protect disadvantaged people, including children. King Jeffrey Winder also explains what each of us can do... and how the Almighty is now 'indebted' to we humans that show kindness to others.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

The Governing Body Endorses Lying & Why Jehovah's Witnesses Should Care

Sep 16 2024 70 mins  
Despite the Bible being very clear on lying, the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses encourages dishonesty when it serves them or the organization. They call it 'theocratic warfare strategy.' We tackle the details of what it means to lie for Jehovah and why anyone associated with the ‘religion’ should care. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Jehovah's Witnesses Create New Asset Management Companies to Grow Jesus' Money!

Sep 09 2024 71 mins  
With mankind on the clock, the Irish Independent has published the news that the Jehovah's Witnesses have set up three new asset based management companies in Ireland. With billions in assets and Armageddon imminent, god's only 'true' organization has taken time off from saving lives to ensure their finances will grow well into the future. Who benefits from this? When did Jesus' be

Why Didn't Jehovah Stop the Holocaust? The Governing Body Answers!

Aug 26 2024 60 mins  
Jehovah's Witnesses are familiar with Bible accounts of God rescuing his faithful servants. So how does he choose who to save and who not to? The Governing Body attempts to explain the tragic events of the Holocaust and why Jehovah sat that one out. Their 'explanation' raises more than a few questions.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Jesus Wants Jehovah's Witnesses to 'Study' a Children's Book?

Aug 19 2024 63 mins  
The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses, otherwise known as the 'faithful & discreet slave,' want their people to consider the 'deep things of God' during these never ending 'last days.' According to the nine kings in upstate New York, Jesus wants Witnesses to study a children's book as part of their spiritual feeding program, beginning in July 2025. It's very deep. TWITTER: