System Mastery

Movie Mastery – Runaway Nightmare (1982) This 70’s movie that took so long to edit that it came out in the 80’s has no redeeming factors. A comedy without humor. An exploitation film without anything risqué. Grainy sound and fuzzy images that serve no purpose.

Expounded Universe 292 – Avoid the Amnioid The Amnioid is Lema Xandret. Forget to say that in the episode, so it needed explanation here. Okay, we’re wrapping it up! Another story in the can.

System Mastery 289 – The Quiet Year Hey folks, welcome to Sweater Weather. We’re going to keep things light and distracting here for the next few months, sweater weather or not, so don’t worry about heavy topics. If you’re looking for a getaway, we got you. Also, this book is about impending change and possible doom. So. You know, we’ll figure i

Expounded Universe 291 – It’s a Sebbadonomenon Definitely on the homestretch here, as some secrets are revealed and we start to see our Padawan/Sith Apprentice consider the merits of their respective other sides. Everyone’s starting to unveil their big plans, but what of Dao Stryver? He’s just flying around! What’s that guy all about?

System Mastery 288 – Rats! So these aren’t really furries, but hey, I think this was just called Hairy Ween, right? Like that sounds more like a dick joke anyway. Anyhow, this book is all about playing as vile, disgusting, brilliant little rats trying to retake the world from the foul humans that don’t deserve it. It’s a mixed bag!

Expounded Universe 290 – Sith Lightning Crashes Oh ho, so we’ve swapped masters and apprentices for a couple of little Jedi field trips, and the action is literally heating up with literal actual lava. Literally!

Movie Mastery – Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter CottonHell (2014) This is a movie that almost certainly stemmed from finding a weird rabbit marionette and then “writing” a “script” to use it.

System Mastery 287 – Orkworld (Crunch) Blessed Ween everyone! This year we’re focusing on animal inside of us all with a Furry Ween! Or a Hairy Ween! I dunno, whatever, we just wanted to read Mutants in the Now.

Movie Mastery – Slotherhouse (2023) A horror comedy that forgets it’s supposed to be comedic until about the last 10 minutes of the movie. At least the sloth puppet is kinda fun.

Expounded Universe 289 – Ula Vii en Rose Look, I thought of that title like two months ago and I don’t think we’re ever gonna get it to line up perfectly, but I’ll be damned if we don’t use it! So in this episode Ula sort of takes control of the combined fleet, and that’ll have to work!