Terminally Online

Jan 29 2025 81 ep. 58 mins 46

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Hosts Hannah and Tori bring you stories from the deep corners of the internet, discussing trends, memes, and niche drama.

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Episode 81: I'm Sick of Living in Interesting Times

Jan 29 2025 45 mins

This week TikTok comes back from the dead, DeepSeek emerges as a strong ChatGPT competitor, Irish Spring becomes a Reddit meme, and El*n M*sk does Nazi shit (as Nazis do!). Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion include: well let's get this over with, Midwestern clout, Brennan Lee Mulligan overload, IT CAN'T BE THAT MANY THINGS, a Pokémon game playthrough, and Hannah does a

Episode 80: We're So Back

Jan 14 2025 40 mins

This week L.A. is on fire, TikTok is on the chopping block for real this time, Blake Lively sues Justin Baldoni's PR people, and Elon Musk gets exposed for cheating at video games. We're so back, baby!! Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: casual January 6th hangouts, mom sponsors, we're so smart and pretty, Tori's content corner, and bodega hopecore. Follow us on

Episode 79: Straight to Horny Jail

Dec 16 2024 46 mins

This week we talk about the CEO assassination heard 'round the internet, Antisemite of the Year, the Streamer Awards, the for-real-this-time (?) Tik Tok ban, and a Reddit Christmas-themed TIFU story! Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion include: Happy Honda Days, last cat ASMR of the season, holiday character smash or pass, and Luigi the Mario Brother triggers class conscio

Episode 78: I Hate It Here

Dec 03 2024 49 mins

This week our besties at Pod Save America hold a disastrous interview with the Kamala Harris campaign staffers, Biden pardons his large adult failson, we hold space for Defying Gravity, dirtbag streamer Destiny and literal white supremacist Nick Fuentes maybe hooked up (???) (ALLEGEDLY), and we do the “we listen and we don’t judge” meme. Let’s get into it!!Other topics of d

Episode 77: Your Body, My Backyard

Nov 19 2024 51 mins

This week Nicole Scherzinger gets exposed for her sus Instagram likes, People Magazine names John Krasinski the Sexiest Man Alive (?????), Twitch undergoes an Adpocalypse-- oh yeah, and the election happened. Welp. Let's get into it!!Other topics of discussion include: The upside of climate change, Maybe Happy Ending, protect your peace, Gastronauts, and women will have their reven

Episode 76: Loser on Loser Crime

Nov 05 2024 49 mins

This week we're covering the death rattles of democracy, Gay Halloween, a nuisance YouTuber who gets what he deserves in South Korea, the TikTok NYC diner reviewer feud, and the Jenkins Family drama. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder, problematic fave John Mulaney, space is none of Olivia Rodrigo's business, and Hades 2.Foll

Episode 75: Majoring in Yaponomics

Oct 22 2024 54 mins

This week we're covering the shocking death of Liam Payne, streamers bribing people into broadcasting Hurricane Milton, the controversial "Mr Beast" billboards, and Cynthia Erivo having a normal one over a Wicked fan edit. Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion include: The return of cat ASMR, touch Mary Jane, Lunchables money, Chicken Shop Date, and Markiplier's leading man

Episode 74: Stay in Your Lane

Oct 08 2024 48 mins

This week Kamala Harris goes on the Call Her Daddy podcast, Tim Walz goes on WeRateDogs, Logan Paul has beef with a Minecraft kid, indicted Mayor Eric Adams proves ACAB, and we spill the tea about the Queen of Afternoon Tea TikTok drama. Let's get into it!!Other topics of discussion include: touchy smoke alarms, a Wikipedia page about the Wikipedia page on Wikipedia, flexing our Am

Episode 73: Third Time's the Charm

Sep 24 2024 52 mins

This week we're back from Tokyo and jumping headfirst into sad girl autumn! So much has happened: Moo Deng the hippo goes viral, someone tries to pew-pew Trump (again), we reflect on lessons learned on the first anniversary since the Titan submersible implosion, Katy Perry's new album tanks, The Bear causes Emmy controversy, MrBeast and Logan Paul partner together and it's exactly

Episode 72: Come to Brazil!!

Sep 02 2024 42 mins

This week Chappell Roan rebukes parasocial relationships, Twitter gets banned in Brazil, Trump disrespects the Troops, and a would-be burgular gets distracted by Greek mythology. Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion include: Tokyo!!!!, Tori's anime protagonist fantasies, lovingly written podcast episode descriptions, you should be bad, and very niche TikTok fan edits.Follow