The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it

Send us a textDungeons and Dragons, D&D for short is one of the biggest games in the world. In this scintillating ep D&D Expert Jay joins us for a beginners run through of fantasy based insanity. So join the sex Dungoen Master, Gruntthong the Barbarian, Fannygasp the Wizard and Carl on an adventure into the depths of the unknown. Grab your swords, power up your spells and g

Send us a textEveryone needs a bit of help sometimes and we at The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make It are happy to give you, the listener. our kind, gentle, worldly advice. We've all been around the block a bit (apart from Carl) and are more than give sensible, well thought out and dare I say it, SEXY advice. Sit down, make a nice cuppa, chug a bag of ket and tune in!

Send us a textThe 3 (un)wise men go head to head on quiz subjects of their choosing. Get a question wrong eat a bunch of crap. Be calm, take a deep breath, chin a swift half of Stella and prepare to be quizzed on, the MCU, ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA and TROPICAL FISH (seriously).

Send us a textA mind-shattering descent into EVIL and how to survive in a haunted environment. Join Imagineer, dark poet, sensual LOVER and horrornaut Bob Bassivemalls as he puts Carl and Rich through their paces in a heart-stopping set of scenarios based on ACTUAL HAUNTINGS. The Amityville Horror, Annabelle, Borley Recory and Evil Dead.....AGAIN (FFS). You ears will want to separa

Send us a textAfter a bit of a break the boys are back with one of the most singularly unscripted, unplanned, done on the fly episodes ever. You love movies, we love movies, so we talk fave films. STAR WARS - Check! MASSIVE AGE GAP CHOICES - Check! EVIL DEAD 2 - Check! (of course). All this plus Download 2024 gossip, Carl rambles on and Rich has underpants issues.

Send us a textWelcome to this weeks Podcast where the boys are transported from the comfort of the big podcasting shed into outer spaceWhat will they take onboard the rocket as they travel into the great unknown? Some useful items to help them on the journey or will they take a load of stupid stuff that will have no use to them whatsoever in outer space like for example a rubber ri

Send us a textIn this episode we talk about our craziest holiday experiences.Find out why Pete watched a sexy show in a church in Amsterdam while his missus tried to hide in her handbag Who stole Carls nice new cap and replaced it with a naff fluorescent fedora Why did Rich almost get arrested by the sheriff in the USA for just saying hello in American

Send us a textIN PODCAST 12 THE GUYS ARE JOINED BY PROFESSOR ALAN VON BAIRYHASTARD WHO IS A TOP CRYPTID RESEARCHER AND AN EXPERT IN HIS FIELD, IN FACT HE CAN OFTEN BE FOUND STOOD OUT IN HIS FIELD WHERE HE SWEARS HE FOUND SOME LARGE CAT POOP THAT HE BELIEVE IT OR NOT CAME FROM A LARGE CAT LIKE CREATURE. IN THIS EPISODE OF THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN'T MAKE IT PODCAST CARL AND RICH ARE GRI

Send us a textIN THE 3 MEN PODCAST EPISODE 11 WE HAVE DECIDED TO HAVE A BIT OF FUN AND COME UP WITH SOME FICTIONAL CELEBRITY FIGHTS AND BATTLES. WE PUT THE BIG MOUTHED TOTALLY OTT PERSONALITY OF JAMES CORDEN UP AGAINST THE LOVABLE SPINACH EATING PIPE SMOKING LEGEND THAT IS POPEYE AND THE OUTCOME OF THIS ONE WAS JUST HOW WE WANTED IT TO GO. HOW ABOUT CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE AND JOHN WEST S

Send us a textIn episode number 10 of THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN’T MAKE IT PODCAST the guys talk about the zombie apocalypse and how would they survive it. Where would you go first, what would be your choice of weapon, how many flap jacks would you need to pack, are Calippo’s a good idea and if not why the hell not? They're delicious.Which supermarket would you raid for food supplie