The Alien in Trump’s Head

Nov 04 2024 43 ep. 10 mins 1

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Sharing what it’s like to be the alien in Trump’s head. Hear why I say, do and post the things I do. It makes more sense when you know that there’s an alien behind it all. Find out why.

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Ep 43 - And election season is over...

Nov 04 2024 3 mins

Remember to vote for an alien, as in me, The Alien in Trump's Head. Unless you want a human like Kamala, of course. The choice is yours! It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a

Ep 42 - My species visits Mars and other important Earthly news

Oct 29 2024 5 mins

I make sure to discuss aliens (like me) on Rog's podcast because it's important for voters to know my stance on the important issues of the day. It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1

Ep 41 - Of being a World Wrestler archetype IRL (as an alien in a head)

Oct 21 2024 7 mins

I model the behavior of the Trump-suit presidential candidate off the theatrical world of wrestling, including the trash-talking and bravado of a man full of steroids and painted by a committee of 8 year old boy geniuses. It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the j

Ep 40 - Producing bibles with my international nemesis

Oct 15 2024 7 mins

I like to sell things to Americans that they already have (see episode 11), like values and bibles. To save money and ignore the values I sell, the "God Bless the USA" bibles have been manufactured in China, one of the Trump-suits favorite words to say. Hear why from a TAITH pov. It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/

Ep 39 - The criticality of my flying cars policy

Oct 08 2024 6 mins

Most of my campaign promises involve boring stuff like taxes and immigration, but what I really care about (besides causing chaos for the entertainment of the people back on my planet) is funneling your hard-earned money into flying cars. We have flying personal vehicles on my planet and I think it'd be way cooler here on earth if you had them too. I'm not going to give you our sec

Ep 38 - Of Being a Mean Liar with a Weak Ego

Sep 30 2024 8 mins

At a rally in Wisconsin, I had the Trump-suit testing taunts like calling my competition mentally disabled. Also, so specifically saying she was born that way. Hear how I used insults in a supposedly adult-based campaign to cap off an event filled with misleading statistic. It's all part of my chaos strategy for the people on my planet's entertainment. It makes more sense when you

Ep 37 - Empty (and vague) promises: my appeal to women

Sep 23 2024 9 mins

Paternalistically, I try to court "the women" vote using only ambiguous lip service, saying things like "we'll take care of you". The Trump-suit doesn't know what that means in a practical sense, but is desperately trying to show you that it cares. It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.co

Ep 36 - My legacy of improving America with chaos

Sep 17 2024 10 mins

Let's dive into the all the tremendous things I did to enhance life in America, like how I handled the pandemic and ripping out over 100 environmental regulations. Next time, I'll do even more good. It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the joy of TAITH You can help

Ep 35 - Let's get ready to RAMBLE!!!

Sep 09 2024 10 mins

For the debate between me and the Vice President, I thought I'd share how I use both anger and ignorance to optimize my rambling vocal output. It's quite amazing what you can do, both in chaos and damage, when you're single-mindedly focused on oneself. It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https:/

Ep 34 - I fail English, History and Ethics all in one speech

Sep 02 2024 16 mins

Since the Trump-suit is making things up, poorly referencing past events, speaking in non-sequiturs, and misleading people, I decided to take an academic approach in this episode and grade my performance. You'll see I have room for improvement. Also, I give a sneak peak about a few other aliens on earth (●◎●) It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follo