The AMPire Diaries

May 31 2024 132 ep. 118 mins 89
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A podcast about The Vampire Diaries that is part re-watch, part first-watch, and all horny for Mystic Falls and its various conspicuously attractive characters.

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115 - The Originals - I Love You, Goodbye

May 31 2024 92 mins  
The AMPire Diaries Episode 115: The Originals - “I Love You, Goodbye” A goof of a man once said, “You were supposed to be my wife.” And folks, unfortunately, that day has finally come. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “The Devil Is Damned” (Season 2, Epis

114 - The Vampire Diaries - Stay

May 24 2024 90 mins  
The AMPire Diaries Episode 114: The Vampire Diaries - “Stay” AMPies, we’re saying two goodbyes this week: one devastating, sad goodbye and one goofy-ass goodbye (as a treat). Because this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Stay” (Season 6, Episode 14). Which

113 - The Originals - The Devil Is Damned

Mar 29 2024 87 mins  
The AMPire Diaries Episode 113: The Originals - “The Devil Is Damned” Ah, Finncent. Ah, Freya. Ah, Elijah. This season of television really gives it all to us, doesn’t it, AMPies? And don’t even get us started on the Hayley and Marcel messsaround. Or… do get us started. Because this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-fr

112 - The Vampire Diaries - The Day I Tried to Live

Mar 22 2024 106 mins  
The AMPire Diaries Episode 112: The Vampire Diaries - “The Day I Tried To Live” It’s Bonnie’s birthday, so naturally: She’s fulfilling a suicide pact! (Hold for applause in the form of tears.) Because this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “The Day I Trie

111 - The Originals - Sanctuary

Feb 23 2024 83 mins  
The AMPire Diaries Episode 111: The Originals - “Sanctuary” As a wise woman once said, “Us girls gotta stick together.” And you know what? She was really onto something. So let’s get into it, girlies! This week, AMPies, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “Sanctuary”

110 - The Vampire Diaries - Prayer For the Dying

Jan 26 2024 96 mins  
The AMPire Diaries Episode 110: The Vampire Diaries - “Prayer For the Dying” AMPies, catch us outside (ESPECIALLY if you’re Luke Parker), because this week, AMPies, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Prayer For the Dying” (Season 6, Episode 12). Which means we’

BONUS: The AMPire Diaries Presents… Father Kieran Konfessional (2023 Edition)

Dec 24 2023 55 mins  
BONUS: The AMPire Diaries Presents… Father Kieran Konfessional (2023 Edition) Hark! The herald AMPies sing. Oh yes, it is that time of year again, AMPies. Please, please, please: salute. Much like Ross and Rachel once were—though that will NEVER excuse Ross sleeping with another woman, like, an hour later—we are on an AMPire Diaries break. But you know who’s not on a break

109 - The Originals - Brotherhood of the Damned (feat. Michael Chasin)

Dec 08 2023 107 mins  
The AMPire Diaries Episode 109: The Originals - “Brotherhood of the Damned” (feat. Michael Chasin) There’s a boy on the podcast again. Sorry, I couldn’t think of anything clever this week. Because this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “Brotherhood of the Damned�

108 - The Vampire Diaries - Woke Up With a Monster

Nov 17 2023 89 mins  
The AMPire Diaries Episode 108: The Vampire Diaries - “Woke Up With a Monster” You remember how Meredith Fell was an expert on using vampire blood to cure any and all medical ailments? Caroline Forbes really should’ve gotten her second opinion from her… Ah, this week, AMPies, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination

107 - The Originals - Gonna Set Your Flag on Fire

Oct 27 2023 91 mins  
The AMPire Diaries Episode 107: The Originals - “Gonna Set Your Flag on Fire” Did someone say “bottle episode?” Well, they would be wrong because only one of the plotlines is contained in a single location. But why split hairs? Because this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Ori